Ah, people. Failing since evolution began.

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1. The word of the day is clusterfuckiest. Trufax.

2. I'm a big fan of the part where a summer camp that rented a pool in north PhillY for $1900 were told they weren't welcome, because they changed the complextion of the pool. Keep it classy, racist assholes!

3. If I think too hard about the confirmation hearings, I might stroke out, so...

4. YAY, Leverage premieres tonight!

5. And Matt Damon is going to be on Entourage! So, that means that Matt and Ari are going to be hanging out. And I didn't even have to write it! Yeah, I know, who's the man? All they need now is RDJ... you know since I write it and it happens. Excuse me, I have to go write myself winning ten million dollars. BRB.

6. Ryan Gosling is releasing his album in October. I WANT IT NOW.

6a. Anybody got the new Regina Spektor album (Far) that they wanna share with the class.

7. An Offer: Anybody who wants to come over here and give me a photo prompt that maybe might result in some drabble porn to make the masses happy is more than welcome.

If you just want to picspam the pretty to you know, help the general mood, that's awesome too. In fact, feel free to come and post photos and write your own porn too! But it's gotta be a photo. And SFW. It can be a party!

Mostly I'm just trying to make romanticalgirl smile, so help a sister do a good deed.

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Re: let us speak of Nate and his mouth. some more.

[romanticalgirl.livejournal.com]

BOTH OF YOU AND THE GYM. Jesus. I'm feeling all lazy and slobby over here. Heee.

Brad dates Melissa the summer he turns sixteen. He gets his permit for the bike and she's always there, leaning in too close to him and covered in grease and lube. She wears these tiny tanktops and no bra and Brad can see her nipples through the fabric. He corners her in the garage one day when his parents and sisters are gone and he licks them through the thin cotton until there's a huge wet spot on each breast. She moans and curses under her breath, hitching her hips up to his, grinding against him. He's already hard by the time she locks her leg around his waist and his teeth are scraping against the material.

She tastes like the sun and the bike and she's perfect, except for all the ways she's not. Brad manages to get three fingers into her shorts and fucks her like that, pinned against his dad's work table. She makes noises on the skin of his neck and comes all over his hand, wetness pooled in his palm. She's swaying her hips as she starts home at the same time Nate pulls into Brad's driveway. Brad wipes his hand on his work towel and moves back to the bike. His cock is still hard, worse now that Nate's getting out of the car wearing nothing but his swim trunks and flip flops.

"Was that Melissa Hartzell?"

"Yeah." Brad wipes his hands more roughly and then squats down by the bike, trying not to notice how blond Nate's hair is from the sun and the chlorine, how fair the hair on his lower stomach is next to his tanned skin.

Nate frowns and watches her walking down the sidewalk. "What was she doing here?"

"Helping with the bike."

"You let her touch the bike?" Nate's voice is a mixture of impressed and confused.

Brad shrugs. "Figure if she's going to suck my dick, she should be able to touch my ride."

"Why would she be sucking...you're dating?"

"Why not? She's hot. She's built like a brick shithouse. She knows more about bikes than half of her dad's mechanics." Brad looks up at Nate. "Why shouldn't I date her?"

"What about Barbara?"

"Barbara? We broke up months ago."

"I know. You swore off women after that."

"Yeah, well, I got bored with no one to hang out with." Brad shrugs as nonchalantly as possible. "You've been so busy being with Natalie or pining about not being with Natalie, I haven't seen you."

"So if I hang out with you, you won't need to date Melissa?"

Brad smiles. "Not if you keep me busy."

"Yeah, but then who's going to suck your cock?"

Grinning, Brad mentally kisses Melissa goodbye. "Guess that's up to you, Fick. Open wide."

Re: let us speak of Nate and his mouth. some more.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

Fine! You've found me out, my name is Melissa Hartzell. I confess. I totally had sex with Brad Colbert in his parents garage! :D

Re: let us speak of Nate and his mouth. some more.

[romanticalgirl.livejournal.com]

You know Melissa is *pissed* that she only got the fingers. Not that the fingers weren't good, but there were bets as to who would actually get into Brad Colbert's pants, because no girl's actually done it yet. Or if she has, she ain't talking.

Re: let us speak of Nate and his mouth. some more.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

Brad's a good boy. He likes to take his time. Wow. That's just hysterical. Brad actually lost his virginity to Helen, but only because she didn't seem to care one way or another. Helen learned how boys are from her older brother. If you leave them alone, then they'll want you more. That theory didn't work on Brad, but it did work on her now husband Todd Eckloff, so you know, hey.

Re: let us speak of Nate and his mouth. some more.

[romanticalgirl.livejournal.com]

Also, you know Brad knew that Helen wouldn't talk about it like all the other girls would.

Re: let us speak of Nate and his mouth. some more.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

Helen was different. Brad remembers that. Wasn't clingy. Didn't care much about football. She wrote for the school paper. Volunteered to work with kids. She was ... a lot like Nate. Philanthropic without being obvious about it. She didn't look anything like Nate. She looked like... she looked kind of like Poke. Except Poke would make a really ugly girl. Helen had those deep set dark eyes and this mouth...

Brad loved kissing Helen. Loved all the places she was soft and all the places she was hard. Wet. Loved her ease about everything. Even when she told him he didn't love her and she was okay with that, she never made it hard on him.

Re: let us speak of Nate and his mouth. some more.

[romanticalgirl.livejournal.com]

It's interesting that Nate wasn't bothered by Helen, but Helen was probably the one that could have gotten to Brad better than any of the rest of them.

Re: let us speak of Nate and his mouth. some more.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

I think everything with Helen was so low key that Nate didn't even realize what he could've lost. Brad does not exactly run in the streets advertising these things. Plus, Nate was kind of up his own ass after Natalie dumped him and missed a lot of the warning signs. The way Brad and Helen didn't hold hands in the hall, but would always spend a few minutes together during lunch. The way Brad sometimes got distracted when they were talking about whatever. Brad never went moony eyed over anybody, but with Helen he'd bring her name up in conversation every now and then. She's the one who suggested then volunteering at Godfather's football camp. Nate doesn't remember that part at all.

Re: let us speak of Nate and his mouth. some more.

[romanticalgirl.livejournal.com]

This is making me all woeful! Is this how you guys feel when I write? Heee.

Re: let us speak of Nate and his mouth. some more.

[alethialia.livejournal.com]

YES!

Dude, Helen could've taken over the world if she'd put her mind to it. She had the perfect strategy, but not the desire, it seems.

Re: let us speak of Nate and his mouth. some more.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

Who desires to be second best? Would you want to be with the person who only 'liked' you? Who didn't think the sun rose out of your ass? Isn't life hard enough without settling? Brad liked Helen. Might've even loved her, but he wasn't IN love with her. If push came to shove, it wouldn't even be a contest between her and Nate. She tried to ride it out, and for a little while she thought it might be worth it, but you can't love somebody more than you love yourself or they'll run you over and you'll be left with nothing.

Re: let us speak of Nate and his mouth. some more.

[romanticalgirl.livejournal.com]

Our happy porny place has turned woeful! We need an injection of hot, dirty, pornographic boys doing filthy things to each other.

While I write about slippers. Heee.

Re: let us speak of Nate and his mouth. some more.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

YES!

Re: let us speak of Nate and his mouth. some more.

[romanticalgirl.livejournal.com]

But...but...I'm writing fic with slippers! and tickling! and ponies! and happiness!

::crawls under her desk::

Re: let us speak of Nate and his mouth. some more.

[alethialia.livejournal.com]

I like that we're all unanimous about this.

Re: let us speak of Nate and his mouth. some more.

[amberlynne.livejournal.com]

BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD!

Re: let us speak of Nate and his mouth. some more.

[alethialia.livejournal.com]

there were bets as to who would actually get into Brad Colbert's pants, because no girl's actually done it yet. Or if she has, she ain't talking.

Because the only kind of girl he'd fuck is the kind who WOULDN'T talk about it. Or so I would think.

Re: let us speak of Nate and his mouth. some more.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

Hence Helen.

Not that any of those other girls were exactly sad that they got to sit on Brad Colbert's face.

*shakes head* I know I'd call ALL of you bitches.

Re: let us speak of Nate and his mouth. some more.

[romanticalgirl.livejournal.com]

We'd be like the cast of "Grease" during "Tell Me More". Or, um, we'd be Ray.

Re: let us speak of Nate and his mouth. some more.

[alethialia.livejournal.com]

I didn't reply to this! I am continuing with my badness!

(Also, I'm a dilettante at the gym compared to Z, so don't get too down, m'dear.)

His cock is still hard, worse now that Nate's getting out of the car wearing nothing but his swim trunks and flip flops.

a) Pining! ::hides:: b) Wow, Brad's a very...giving teenage boy, seeing how he didn't even get off in the process. c) I love you SO much for this:

"Yeah, but then who's going to suck your cock?"

Funny!Nate! ::hearts::

Awesome.

Re: let us speak of Nate and his mouth. some more.

[romanticalgirl.livejournal.com]

But see! This wasn't emo! This was funny! And it was Brad knowing he got Nate back! And knowing it was all going to work out! Honest!

I think Brad is a giver because, like you say below, he wouldn't fuck a girl that would talk about it, and Melissa would *so* talk about it. Brad's hand is very capable of taking care of his needs. Well, for now.

Re: let us speak of Nate and his mouth. some more.

[alethialia.livejournal.com]

It was kinda emo with the pining for what he can't have! And Nate deciding to pay attention to him again - while not giving him what he really wants (not that Nate knows, but still) AND while strutting around in naught but swim trunks and flip flops! - that does not happiness make!

Also, dude, high school girls are high maintenance like whoa. Well, the hot ones the boys would go for, anyway. Brad so wouldn't want to put up with that shit. He's already got Ray to handle and all.

Re: let us speak of Nate and his mouth. some more.

[romanticalgirl.livejournal.com]

Hee. This ties in with a comment to Z I made about Ray being the equivalent of a high school girl. ::hearts::

Re: let us speak of Nate and his mouth. some more.

[alethialia.livejournal.com]

I KNOW! We are SO on the same wavelength. It's kind of brilliant. Or disturbing, but I'm choosing option A.

Re: let us speak of Nate and his mouth. some more.

[romanticalgirl.livejournal.com]

It's just another level of our pure awesomeness.