Ah, people. Failing since evolution began.

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1. The word of the day is clusterfuckiest. Trufax.

2. I'm a big fan of the part where a summer camp that rented a pool in north PhillY for $1900 were told they weren't welcome, because they changed the complextion of the pool. Keep it classy, racist assholes!

3. If I think too hard about the confirmation hearings, I might stroke out, so...

4. YAY, Leverage premieres tonight!

5. And Matt Damon is going to be on Entourage! So, that means that Matt and Ari are going to be hanging out. And I didn't even have to write it! Yeah, I know, who's the man? All they need now is RDJ... you know since I write it and it happens. Excuse me, I have to go write myself winning ten million dollars. BRB.

6. Ryan Gosling is releasing his album in October. I WANT IT NOW.

6a. Anybody got the new Regina Spektor album (Far) that they wanna share with the class.

7. An Offer: Anybody who wants to come over here and give me a photo prompt that maybe might result in some drabble porn to make the masses happy is more than welcome.

If you just want to picspam the pretty to you know, help the general mood, that's awesome too. In fact, feel free to come and post photos and write your own porn too! But it's gotta be a photo. And SFW. It can be a party!

Mostly I'm just trying to make romanticalgirl smile, so help a sister do a good deed.

Comments

idek about this one. but it's pretty

[alethialia.livejournal.com]

Also, proof! Stark's eyes are GREEN!

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[sparky77.livejournal.com]

This one is just calling out for sex pollen fic.

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[alethialia.livejournal.com]

::supports this idea heartily::

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[sparky77.livejournal.com]

Let me think about it. Right now I just kind of want to write a thousand words on Alex's eyelashes.

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[hackthis.livejournal.com]

I'm sorry is that supposed to be a bad thing? Because I'd read that.

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[alethialia.livejournal.com]

They are *ridiculously* long and curly and yes.

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[astoryandasong.livejournal.com]

I want to write one where they're carrying one of those fabled prototype 'gay bombs' a la 30 Rock and someone says something like 'trust this to be the only thing in the whole fucking platoon that works properly' idek

Let's see if I can actually achieve porn this time

[sparky77.livejournal.com]

(I have like ten minutes, but we'll see what I can get out in that time)

There had been a canister. And a lecture about what would happened if they touched the canister. And how it was top secret and important, but no one had it was dangerous. And, really, giving marines something watch and then telling them not to touch it was like giving marines porn and telling them not to jack off. Some things were just inevitable.

Nate had half heard Ray trying to convince everyone that the canister contained alien sperm, when there were sounds of a struggle, then a crash, and then a "You stupid fuck!"

And then, suddenly, Nate was very, very happy. Not the type of peaceful happiness that made you want to lie back, stare at the sky, and contemplate world peace, but the kind that made you want to grab the nearest person, throw them to ground, and fuck them until neither of you could see straight.

The person nearest to Nate was Brad. Interesting.

Nate took a deep breath and tried to clear his head. He should be checking up on his men. He should be reporting this incident. He was sure there was all sorts of paper work that he should be happening when top secret canisters filled with some sort of happy gas are broken by his men, but focusing on anything besides the fact that Brad was now standing right next to him and breathing on him in a sexual manner (Nate would have never believed before this that someone could breathe in a way that would make you want to rip their clothes off, throw them to the ground, and then shove your cock down their throat, but that was clearly the way Brad was breathing right now) and it was really hard to think about anything else.

Ray would take care of everyone else.

And that thought was disturbing enough to almost shake Nate out of his sexual fog, but then Brad giggled. And it should have been the most disturbing noise that Nate had ever heard. Brad Colbert does not giggle. Ever. They all clearly needed medical attention.

But then Brad was leaning towards him and the only thing Nate could think about was Brad and lips and how if they didn't have sex right now, Nate was going to die.

(and I honestly have to go right now, I know. I suck!)

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[hackthis.livejournal.com]

There had been a canister. And a lecture about what would happened if they touched the canister. And how it was top secret and important, but no one had it was dangerous. And, really, giving marines something watch and then telling them not to touch it was like giving marines porn and telling them not to jack off. Some things were just inevitable.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! YES! THIS!


And then, suddenly, Nate was very, very happy. Not the type of peaceful happiness that made you want to lie back, stare at the sky, and contemplate world peace, but the kind that made you want to grab the nearest person, throw them to ground, and fuck them until neither of you could see straight.

You know, sometimes you can get this from the same substance! Just saying. What?

Nate would have never believed before this that someone could breathe in a way that would make you want to rip their clothes off, throw them to the ground, and then shove your cock down their throat, but that was clearly the way Brad was breathing right now) and it was really hard to think about anything else.

He obviosuly doesn't look in the mirror as much as he should. I knew it was bad when he reckoned Ray could be in charge.

I LOVE THIS AND DEMAND MORE OR LIVES WILL BE LOST!

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[alethialia.livejournal.com]

really, giving marines something watch and then telling them not to touch it was like giving marines porn and telling them not to jack off. Some things were just inevitable.

AHAHAHA! ::falls over:: It's so true! And awesome! And awesomely true!

if they didn't have sex right now, Nate was going to die.

This is my favorite! Fuck or die, baybee!

::twirls:: So awesome. Yay sex pollen!

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[sffan.livejournal.com]

Nate's thoughts on Brad's breathing cracked me up. Awesome!

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[romanticalgirl.livejournal.com]

Whoooo! You know Ray was trying to convince them all that alien sperm is like viagra. And when everyone started getting all busy with each other he was all "SEE?!" and then Walt shoved his cock in Ray's mouth and everyone (who wasn't otherwise busy with their mouths) cheered because there actually *is* a way to make Ray stop talking!

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[sparky77.livejournal.com]

I SO approve of the Ray/Walt direction of your thoughts. I am going to claime this has my influence. But, yes, shoving his cock in Ray's mouth is the most effective means of shutting Ray up, especially when Ray can do such creative, filthy things with his mouth.

And, dude, this post needs more Walt. *off to find pictures*

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[alethialia.livejournal.com]

I porned! Based on sparky77's porn. ::loves::

There had been a mission, fucking guard duty to escort some canister wherever the hell – because they needed a full recon platoon for that bullshit – and Ray had been holding court about alien sperm and freaking Rolling Stone the hell out, which had entertained Brad in the corner of his brain not engaged in reconnoitering Nate.

And then shit went sideways, but they could always blame Manimal and besides, the little lines around Nate's mouth had smoothed and it was really very important that Brad stalk over and kind of nuzzle his ear a little.

"Sir, I have something very important to discuss with you," Brad said, low. Nate's eyes flicked from his mouth up to his eyes…and then drifted back to his mouth again.

"Discuss?" Nate parroted. "If it's about the canister I think the pooch has pretty well been screwed on that one."

Brad swallowed. "Yes, sir. Your band of lovable, death-dealing retards has ass-fucked the pooch, no lube to be had. Command will be shocked. But that's not what I mean. See, it's about your mouth. It's very pretty, sir. It would look very pretty wrapped around my cock."

Nate peered up at him from under his lashes and that was just – "It is very pretty," Nate agreed. "I've been told it looks very pretty wrapped around cock. Invariably the same would hold true for yours."

Brad's hand curled into Nate's flak vest, tugging him closer. "Who?" Did that sound possessive? Hmm.

Nate leaned into him and licked his lips. "Oh, you know, college."

"Ivy League dicksuck."

"Clichés exist for a reason."

"Well, sir, that's just not right. There shouldn't be a world where others have gotten their dicks sucked by you and I haven't." There shouldn't be a world where others got to live with the memory of Nate's mouth wrapped around them, but Brad decided not to say that. Instead he nudged Nate back. Nate followed his lead, didn't even look before he stepped. Which was just –

"I agree, Brad, and this is an oversight which shall be rectified as soon we have showers and doors with locks." He stopped talking when his back hit the huge column Brad had been steering him toward.

Brad pressed forward, kept going until he could feel Nate's hard cock pressed against his hip. "That's too long to wait." He rolled his hips slowly, setting heat spiraling through him.

Nate, too, given how he hissed and grabbed at Brad's shoulders, eyes fluttering closed. "You really want anyone else seeing my mouth wrapped around your cock?"

Brad ground his cock into Nate and growled, "No fucking way." He nipped at Nate's ear and when Nate gasped, he rubbed up against him just that much more.

"Good. Besides, when I suck you off I want you to be able to fuck me and not on a concrete floor."

"I'm gonna get you a tiara. We can call you Princess Pussy," Brad said, biting his way down Nate's jaw.

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[alethialia.livejournal.com]

Nate turned so their mouths were almost touching. He arched and rocked into Brad in a way that sent heat straight through him. Brad caught his breath. "For that, I'm going to fuck you, Sergeant." Nate continued to rock against him, lips parted and Brad couldn't – he didn't –

Nate moaned as Brad licked into his mouth. He sucked on Brad's tongue and scrabbled at Brad's shoulders and shuddered at each and every one of Brad's thrusts. It was intoxicating. Brad wanted to luxuriate in him, wanted to peel him out of each layer and hear him make those pretty sounds – preferably with mouth wrapped around Brad's cock – and then he wanted to fuck him deep and hard until Nate could only moan out filthy obscenities and Brad's name.

He should tell Nate about this. He pulled out of the kiss –

Nate followed, latching onto Brad's bottom lip with his teeth and biting, fingers clamped onto his shoulders with bruising strength. Brad grunted, bit back, and held him against the column, just rutting against him.

Nate keened, high in his throat, and stilled completely, eyes fluttering closed as he jerked and came against Brad. The expression on his face – rapturous, wanting – made Brad thrust harder, once, twice and then his rhythm faltered as he came and came.

Fuck, that felt longer than usual.

After, he and Nate panted against each other. Seeing Nate's lips all shiny and red like that…they should do it again. Immediately.

"There's gotta be a shower with a door that locks in the palace," Brad said.

Nate's smile – free of worry or betrayal – that was a thing to see.

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[sparky77.livejournal.com]

Dude! That was really, really... pretty is too mild a word for what that did to my brain.

"Well, sir, that's just not right. There shouldn't be a world where others have gotten their dicks sucked by you and I haven't."

I love Brad logic!

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[alethialia.livejournal.com]

Yay! Z said I should write it because I loved yours and oh, I'm so glad you like it! You should write yours! Because sex pollen is the shit.

::twirls::

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[romanticalgirl.livejournal.com]

I feel "guh" is being overused today in my commentary repetoire, but I don't see it changing if you guys keep this up, because *guh*.

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[alethialia.livejournal.com]

Yayyy! I am so glad you liked it! ::twirls::

(And I've been abusing guh, too. What can you do with all this hotness?)

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[hackthis.livejournal.com]

OH HAPPY DAY *WAVES HANDS*

OH HAPPY DAYYYYYYYYYYY!!!

I told you she would love it. Silly goose.

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[alethialia.livejournal.com]

I bow down to your superior knowledge. And I am glad you liked.

Also, she just about killed me with teh hot in descriptive form and she rilly needs to write that sex pollen fic. Just so you are aware.

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[sffan.livejournal.com]

Awesome! Just too awesome. Loved the dialogue in between the terrifically hot rutting.

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[alethialia.livejournal.com]

Thank you!

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[hackthis.livejournal.com]

I was telling L that I'm revisiting our Best Of Post, because I didn't get to appreciate as much as I might have wanted to at the time, you know, being all hopped up on hormones and what not. But now that I am, I would just like to say again that I love this! And that if you cared enough to send the very best were so inclined the world could totally benefit from more sex pollen fic. Just saying.

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[amberlynne.livejournal.com]

Nnnnnnngh. I missed this somehow the first time around. NNNNNNNNNGH! I LOVE THIS POST SO MUCH! IT JUST GIVES AND GIVES AND GIVES!!!

Props to LJ for allowing comments to posts to be tracked. BLESS!