The A to Z Guide to Inception

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Imagine that sometimes I'm let out unsupervised. And that sometimes rum is involved. And then imagine that I have really awesome Photoshop skills and made this into some sort of elaborate pic spam with like art and shit. I would've added some images, but by the time I came up with J and V I was done. I apologize in advance, cause this is crack-tastic.

The Inception A to Z

A is for Arthur who is badass, yet strangely sweet. It's also for Ariadne and architecture, but mostly Arthur because we're biased
B is for Browning if you like to make your forgeries a bit of a tight-ass
C is for Cobb who is frankly a big fucking mess. And kind of a selfish prick
D is for "Dream a little bigger, darling," because, even Arthur's not that thick
E is for Eames, because well, he's Eames
F is for Fischer-Morrow who are going to take over the world, which is not as easy as it seems
G is for gambling, which is what you do in Mombasa
H is for home, because Cobb really misses his casa
I is for an idea, the most resilient parasite
J is for James and Phillipa, who Cobb wants to see with all his might
K is for the kick which brings you back to reality
L is for limbo, which is the worst place you could probably be
M is for Mal who was lovely so they say
N is for Nolan, our Lord God almighty (it's also for Nash, d'you think he was gay?)
O is for all the Oscars the film is going to win.
P is for the PASIV, which comes in gray and a very nice Hello Kitty pink. P is also for Paris and pinwheels and paradox and Edith Piaf and projections, but let's not be here all day then.
Q is for the quips and flirtatious banter, because who doesn't appreciate a little condescension?
R is for Robert Fischer, the poor fucker who's subconscious they're going invade, can't you feel the tension?
S is for Saito who will buy you your own airline
T is for The Train, which we're all waiting for, because if we're together it'll be fine.
U is for that umbrella Yusuf wishes he had after all that free champagne.
V is for the vertigo you get when the rooms start moving again.
W is for Arthur's waistcoats, which are almost as necessary as air to some of us
X is for all those Xeroxes Eames made of his arse at the Fischer-Morrow office
Y is for Yusuf, who really does not get enough credit for his badassery
Z is for running up the walls with Zero Gravity! \o/

Comments

[red-rahl.livejournal.com]

I've had this tab open for a long while because I adore it so! It's very witty and I love the biased slant of much of the letters! XD Like the esteemed chn_breathmint, I'm very much inspired to want to draw pictures for this wonderful alphabet! I hope I'm not stepping on any toes when I say I've done the Letter A, thus far. (Not sure if/when I'd get to the others, although I'd love to do "E", at the very least?)


A is for Arthur, who really is badass!




A is also for Ariadne, who is badass in her own way!




*fangirls at your feet and runs away*

[pearljamz.livejournal.com]

Omgggggg! This is brilliant!!! <3

You're gonna do them all right??? Hehe
Please do!

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

OH MY GOD! These are utterly fantastic, thank you so much! Feel free to do as many (or as few) as you'd like. Look at their little faces! Arthur's like an action figure. \o/

[ilovetakahana.livejournal.com]

SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! I love the expressions on their chibi faces!

[cobweb-diamond.livejournal.com]

UGH SO CUTE AND AMAZING. i love these to bits!! especially the letter above ariadne. and arthur's srs bzns preparedness face/posture.

[oaktree89.livejournal.com]

I literally gasped at how Ariadne's A is folding in half!

You are so awesome :3

(Moar please?)

[slowlikewine.livejournal.com]

Eeeeeei!!!!! I would absolutely love to see as many of these as you'd like to do! These are both so delightful!

[not-sally.livejournal.com]

A IS FOR AWESOME.

[out-there.livejournal.com]

OMG, that is so Adorable! And Awesome!

[pearljamz.livejournal.com]

This is POETRY ♥

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

You are too kind.

[theshahofblah.livejournal.com]

I just want to thank you for your incredibly awesome Inception rec journal. I'm still quite new to the A/E fandom and so this is just full of gems for me.
It's a labour of love the way you've shared all your favourite fics, art and vids and I love the way you've worded every choice for a rec. I hope you'll continue.

<3