The A to Z Guide to Inception

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Imagine that sometimes I'm let out unsupervised. And that sometimes rum is involved. And then imagine that I have really awesome Photoshop skills and made this into some sort of elaborate pic spam with like art and shit. I would've added some images, but by the time I came up with J and V I was done. I apologize in advance, cause this is crack-tastic.

The Inception A to Z

A is for Arthur who is badass, yet strangely sweet. It's also for Ariadne and architecture, but mostly Arthur because we're biased
B is for Browning if you like to make your forgeries a bit of a tight-ass
C is for Cobb who is frankly a big fucking mess. And kind of a selfish prick
D is for "Dream a little bigger, darling," because, even Arthur's not that thick
E is for Eames, because well, he's Eames
F is for Fischer-Morrow who are going to take over the world, which is not as easy as it seems
G is for gambling, which is what you do in Mombasa
H is for home, because Cobb really misses his casa
I is for an idea, the most resilient parasite
J is for James and Phillipa, who Cobb wants to see with all his might
K is for the kick which brings you back to reality
L is for limbo, which is the worst place you could probably be
M is for Mal who was lovely so they say
N is for Nolan, our Lord God almighty (it's also for Nash, d'you think he was gay?)
O is for all the Oscars the film is going to win.
P is for the PASIV, which comes in gray and a very nice Hello Kitty pink. P is also for Paris and pinwheels and paradox and Edith Piaf and projections, but let's not be here all day then.
Q is for the quips and flirtatious banter, because who doesn't appreciate a little condescension?
R is for Robert Fischer, the poor fucker who's subconscious they're going invade, can't you feel the tension?
S is for Saito who will buy you your own airline
T is for The Train, which we're all waiting for, because if we're together it'll be fine.
U is for that umbrella Yusuf wishes he had after all that free champagne.
V is for the vertigo you get when the rooms start moving again.
W is for Arthur's waistcoats, which are almost as necessary as air to some of us
X is for all those Xeroxes Eames made of his arse at the Fischer-Morrow office
Y is for Yusuf, who really does not get enough credit for his badassery
Z is for running up the walls with Zero Gravity! \o/

Comments

[jibrailis.livejournal.com]

I SUPPORT EVERYTHING YOU CHOOSE TO BE.

If I had art skills, I would totally make this into a picture book for you. Alas.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

Why do you let me out unsupervised? I'm just saying.

[foxxcub.livejournal.com]

Thank god I didn't decide to do an Arthur & Eames version of this too.

Um, I am not thanking anyone for this, because it must also exist.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

Oh my god, that wasn't even supposed to be in there! It was a comment while I was trying to think of something for fucking J.

[nrrrdy-grrrl.livejournal.com]

I think a I need this in poster form. Like that Charles Addams poster with the alphabet of all the kids?

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

LOL!

[wordsalone.livejournal.com]

(http://s1000.photobucket.com/albums/af129/moreno_cristina/?action=view&current=kaneklapqo6.gif)

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

Aw, thanks bb :)

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

Thanks!

[soullessminion.livejournal.com]

This was delightful. Well done!

X is for all those Xeroxes Eames made of his arse at the Fisher-Morrow office

Oh my goodness, he totally did, didn't he? In between watching Browning like a hawk and scoping out the Fischer family relationship, Eames was totally the office flirt, leaving photocopies of his rear everywhere (with one anonymously sent to Arthur of course).

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

He totally was.

[sparky77.livejournal.com]

You are very adorable and I would very much like some of that rum.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

No, you really really don't. I still felt ill two days later.

[maurheti.livejournal.com]

CRACKTASTICALLY AWESOME, is what this is! I know you said no more rum, but.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

NO MORE RUM. This thought came to me during the ram phase and I finally felt stupid enough to do it when I was sober. Does that even make sense?

[strigine.livejournal.com]

Fabulous!

X is for all those Xeroxes Eames made of his arse at the Fisher-Morrow office

My new personal canon. I agree with soullessminion, he'd totally send one to Arthur. XD

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

LOL. It's always the last minute throw-away line that does the best.

[aurora]

X is for all those Xeroxes Eames made of his arse at the Fisher-Morrow office
*DIES*

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:)

[out-there.livejournal.com]

X is for all those Xeroxes Eames made of his arse at the Fisher-Morrow office

*giggles forever*

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\o/

[snarkaddict.livejournal.com]

haha, oh, this is genius! I love that it rhymes! And I really am dying to read what your Arthur/Eames A to Z list would be like! *hint* :p

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

You all are so subtle :D

[cmonkatiekatie.livejournal.com]

IT RHYMES! :DDDDDD

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

It rhymes. In a ramshackle sort of way :)

[chn-breathmint.livejournal.com]

I might actually have to draw this thing with cute stubby child-like illustrations and storybook text. With your permission, natch. (:

- Mel

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

You want to draw this? Are you sure? I mean I'd be honored, but wow.

[bluelittlepig.livejournal.com]

That's pretty great!

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Thanks!

[ilovetakahana.livejournal.com]

There's lots of love already for the X so here is my OTHER favorite line BECAUSE IT IS TRUE AND POOR YUSUF *cuddles the chemist*

U is for that umbrella Yusuf wishes he had after all that free champagne.

SO TRUE I SAY.

I would totally give you an excuse to drink more rum. Even if I'm sniffling and feverish I'd drink with you!

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

If you have a cough, whiskey is very theraputic, just saying :)

[anotherslashfan.livejournal.com]

This is brilliant!

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Thanks!

[romyra]

THIS IS MADE OF EPIC WIN!!!!!

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Aw, thanks!

[aredblush.livejournal.com]

I WANT THIS ON MY WALL!

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LOL! :)

[lorientad.livejournal.com]

that was great, i think you should be left unsupervised more often, and i wouldn't be against the Eames & Arthur one.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

You guys are so subtle! :)

[vanitashaze.livejournal.com]

...Now I am getting visions of Edward Gorey-style Inception.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

Edward Gorey is brilliant.

[ohfreckle.livejournal.com]

Give me your adress and I'll send you a whole barrel of rum!

I also have this urge to open Photoshop, but I'd start with X.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

Do it! Do it! Ahem. X does seem to be the favorite. Which is what happens when it's the last one you're trying to finish and thusly the most irreverent. :D

[charone.livejournal.com]

Yo I only seen Inception once so far and I got this brilliant shit.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

Score!

[eaconwell.livejournal.com]

ROFL, omg, that was wonderful XD

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Thank you :)

[not-sally.livejournal.com]

LOVE THIS. Only, no Michael Caine?

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

I know, but it's the M thing. I had to have Mal. The only other phrase for her was The Mark. And Michael is either Michael or Miles. Chris made this very hard for me. I mean did you see all the 'p' words, the hell? /o\