hackthis_archive ([personal profile] hackthis_archive) wrote2010-11-14 07:43 pm

The A to Z Guide to Inception

Imagine that sometimes I'm let out unsupervised. And that sometimes rum is involved. And then imagine that I have really awesome Photoshop skills and made this into some sort of elaborate pic spam with like art and shit. I would've added some images, but by the time I came up with J and V I was done. I apologize in advance, cause this is crack-tastic.

The Inception A to Z


A is for Arthur who is badass, yet strangely sweet. It's also for Ariadne and architecture, but mostly Arthur because we're biased
B is for Browning if you like to make your forgeries a bit of a tight-ass
C is for Cobb who is frankly a big fucking mess. And kind of a selfish prick
D is for "Dream a little bigger, darling," because, even Arthur's not that thick
E is for Eames, because well, he's Eames
F is for Fischer-Morrow who are going to take over the world, which is not as easy as it seems
G is for gambling, which is what you do in Mombasa
H is for home, because Cobb really misses his casa
I is for an idea, the most resilient parasite
J is for James and Phillipa, who Cobb wants to see with all his might
K is for the kick which brings you back to reality
L is for limbo, which is the worst place you could probably be
M is for Mal who was lovely so they say
N is for Nolan, our Lord God almighty (it's also for Nash, d'you think he was gay?)
O is for all the Oscars the film is going to win.
P is for the PASIV, which comes in gray and a very nice Hello Kitty pink. P is also for Paris and pinwheels and paradox and Edith Piaf and projections, but let's not be here all day then.
Q is for the quips and flirtatious banter, because who doesn't appreciate a little condescension?
R is for Robert Fischer, the poor fucker who's subconscious they're going invade, can't you feel the tension?
S is for Saito who will buy you your own airline
T is for The Train, which we're all waiting for, because if we're together it'll be fine.
U is for that umbrella Yusuf wishes he had after all that free champagne.
V is for the vertigo you get when the rooms start moving again.
W is for Arthur's waistcoats, which are almost as necessary as air to some of us
X is for all those Xeroxes Eames made of his arse at the Fischer-Morrow office
Y is for Yusuf, who really does not get enough credit for his badassery
Z is for running up the walls with Zero Gravity! \o/

[identity profile] jibrailis.livejournal.com 2010-11-15 12:51 am (UTC)(link)
I SUPPORT EVERYTHING YOU CHOOSE TO BE.

If I had art skills, I would totally make this into a picture book for you. Alas.

[identity profile] hackthis.livejournal.com 2010-11-15 01:03 am (UTC)(link)
Why do you let me out unsupervised? I'm just saying.

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[identity profile] foxxcub.livejournal.com 2010-11-15 01:06 am (UTC)(link)
Thank god I didn't decide to do an Arthur & Eames version of this too.

Um, I am not thanking anyone for this, because it must also exist.

[identity profile] hackthis.livejournal.com 2010-11-15 01:16 am (UTC)(link)
Oh my god, that wasn't even supposed to be in there! It was a comment while I was trying to think of something for fucking J.

[identity profile] nrrrdy-grrrl.livejournal.com 2010-11-15 01:17 am (UTC)(link)
I think a I need this in poster form. Like that Charles Addams poster with the alphabet of all the kids?

[identity profile] hackthis.livejournal.com 2010-11-15 03:44 pm (UTC)(link)
LOL!

[identity profile] wordsalone.livejournal.com 2010-11-15 01:30 am (UTC)(link)
Image (http://s1000.photobucket.com/albums/af129/moreno_cristina/?action=view&current=kaneklapqo6.gif)

[identity profile] hackthis.livejournal.com 2010-11-15 03:44 pm (UTC)(link)
Aw, thanks bb :)
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[identity profile] hackthis.livejournal.com 2010-11-15 03:44 pm (UTC)(link)
Thanks!

[identity profile] soullessminion.livejournal.com 2010-11-15 01:33 am (UTC)(link)
This was delightful. Well done!

X is for all those Xeroxes Eames made of his arse at the Fisher-Morrow office

Oh my goodness, he totally did, didn't he? In between watching Browning like a hawk and scoping out the Fischer family relationship, Eames was totally the office flirt, leaving photocopies of his rear everywhere (with one anonymously sent to Arthur of course).

[identity profile] hackthis.livejournal.com 2010-11-15 03:45 pm (UTC)(link)
He totally was.

[identity profile] sparky77.livejournal.com 2010-11-15 01:48 am (UTC)(link)
You are very adorable and I would very much like some of that rum.

[identity profile] hackthis.livejournal.com 2010-11-15 03:45 pm (UTC)(link)
No, you really really don't. I still felt ill two days later.
ext_236295: (Eames)

[identity profile] maurheti.livejournal.com 2010-11-15 01:54 am (UTC)(link)
CRACKTASTICALLY AWESOME, is what this is! I know you said no more rum, but.

[identity profile] hackthis.livejournal.com 2010-11-15 03:46 pm (UTC)(link)
NO MORE RUM. This thought came to me during the ram phase and I finally felt stupid enough to do it when I was sober. Does that even make sense?

[identity profile] strigine.livejournal.com 2010-11-15 02:02 am (UTC)(link)
Fabulous!

X is for all those Xeroxes Eames made of his arse at the Fisher-Morrow office

My new personal canon. I agree with [livejournal.com profile] soullessminion, he'd totally send one to Arthur. XD

[identity profile] hackthis.livejournal.com 2010-11-15 03:47 pm (UTC)(link)
LOL. It's always the last minute throw-away line that does the best.
aurora: (Inception THardy Is A Hotass)

[personal profile] aurora 2010-11-15 02:31 am (UTC)(link)
X is for all those Xeroxes Eames made of his arse at the Fisher-Morrow office
*DIES*

[identity profile] hackthis.livejournal.com 2010-11-15 03:47 pm (UTC)(link)
:)

[identity profile] out-there.livejournal.com 2010-11-15 02:38 am (UTC)(link)
X is for all those Xeroxes Eames made of his arse at the Fisher-Morrow office

*giggles forever*

[identity profile] hackthis.livejournal.com 2010-11-15 03:47 pm (UTC)(link)
\o/
ext_25888: (Default)

[identity profile] snarkaddict.livejournal.com 2010-11-15 03:30 am (UTC)(link)
haha, oh, this is genius! I love that it rhymes! And I really am dying to read what your Arthur/Eames A to Z list would be like! *hint* :p

[identity profile] hackthis.livejournal.com 2010-11-15 03:47 pm (UTC)(link)
You all are so subtle :D

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[identity profile] cmonkatiekatie.livejournal.com 2010-11-15 05:21 am (UTC)(link)
IT RHYMES! :DDDDDD

[identity profile] hackthis.livejournal.com 2010-11-15 03:48 pm (UTC)(link)
It rhymes. In a ramshackle sort of way :)

[identity profile] chn-breathmint.livejournal.com 2010-11-15 05:51 am (UTC)(link)
I might actually have to draw this thing with cute stubby child-like illustrations and storybook text. With your permission, natch. (:

- Mel

[identity profile] hackthis.livejournal.com 2010-11-15 03:48 pm (UTC)(link)
You want to draw this? Are you sure? I mean I'd be honored, but wow.

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[identity profile] bluelittlepig.livejournal.com 2010-11-15 07:04 am (UTC)(link)
That's pretty great!

[identity profile] hackthis.livejournal.com 2010-11-15 03:48 pm (UTC)(link)
Thanks!

[identity profile] ilovetakahana.livejournal.com 2010-11-15 07:41 am (UTC)(link)
There's lots of love already for the X so here is my OTHER favorite line BECAUSE IT IS TRUE AND POOR YUSUF *cuddles the chemist*

U is for that umbrella Yusuf wishes he had after all that free champagne.

SO TRUE I SAY.

I would totally give you an excuse to drink more rum. Even if I'm sniffling and feverish I'd drink with you!

[identity profile] hackthis.livejournal.com 2010-11-15 03:49 pm (UTC)(link)
If you have a cough, whiskey is very theraputic, just saying :)

[identity profile] anotherslashfan.livejournal.com 2010-11-15 07:56 am (UTC)(link)
This is brilliant!

[identity profile] hackthis.livejournal.com 2010-11-15 03:49 pm (UTC)(link)
Thanks!
romyra: Icon by <lj user="moshesque"> (Default)

[personal profile] romyra 2010-11-15 08:25 am (UTC)(link)
THIS IS MADE OF EPIC WIN!!!!!

[identity profile] hackthis.livejournal.com 2010-11-15 03:49 pm (UTC)(link)
Aw, thanks!

[identity profile] aredblush.livejournal.com 2010-11-15 11:26 am (UTC)(link)
I WANT THIS ON MY WALL!

[identity profile] hackthis.livejournal.com 2010-11-15 03:49 pm (UTC)(link)
LOL! :)

[identity profile] lorientad.livejournal.com 2010-11-15 03:45 pm (UTC)(link)
that was great, i think you should be left unsupervised more often, and i wouldn't be against the Eames & Arthur one.

[identity profile] hackthis.livejournal.com 2010-11-15 03:50 pm (UTC)(link)
You guys are so subtle! :)

[identity profile] vanitashaze.livejournal.com 2010-11-15 06:00 pm (UTC)(link)
...Now I am getting visions of Edward Gorey-style Inception.

[identity profile] hackthis.livejournal.com 2010-11-15 08:48 pm (UTC)(link)
Edward Gorey is brilliant.

[identity profile] ohfreckle.livejournal.com 2010-11-15 06:32 pm (UTC)(link)
Give me your adress and I'll send you a whole barrel of rum!

I also have this urge to open Photoshop, but I'd start with X.

[identity profile] hackthis.livejournal.com 2010-11-15 08:50 pm (UTC)(link)
Do it! Do it! Ahem. X does seem to be the favorite. Which is what happens when it's the last one you're trying to finish and thusly the most irreverent. :D

[identity profile] charone.livejournal.com 2010-11-16 06:05 pm (UTC)(link)
Yo I only seen Inception once so far and I got this brilliant shit.

[identity profile] hackthis.livejournal.com 2010-11-18 04:26 am (UTC)(link)
Score!

[identity profile] eaconwell.livejournal.com 2010-11-16 07:40 pm (UTC)(link)
ROFL, omg, that was wonderful XD

[identity profile] hackthis.livejournal.com 2010-11-18 04:26 am (UTC)(link)
Thank you :)

[identity profile] not-sally.livejournal.com 2010-11-18 04:11 am (UTC)(link)
LOVE THIS. Only, no Michael Caine?

[identity profile] hackthis.livejournal.com 2010-11-18 04:27 am (UTC)(link)
I know, but it's the M thing. I had to have Mal. The only other phrase for her was The Mark. And Michael is either Michael or Miles. Chris made this very hard for me. I mean did you see all the 'p' words, the hell? /o\

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