Desperate times and all that.

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I have no words to describe my boredom right now. I have no words to describe anything. I'm at the stalemate, and I'm tempted to do that Give me a prompt and I'll write you a two-line story for it.

Yeah, alright, hit me. First fifteen in the door get the prize.* Anything I've already written before is game, no Hermione. Look, I'll even show you how it goes. Example: Request: SGA, Sheppard/McKay (which, um, you could request too even though I don't watch the show)


"So, McKay, what's all this UST business?" Sheppard did that thing he did with his mouth when he was trying to play smart. Rodney wasn’t fooled. "Is it a new strand of the ATA gene?"

"It stands for Unresolved Sexual Tension, Major."

"Lieutenant Colonel."

"Please," Rodney scoffed. "With all this tension I could call you Susan, and you wouldn't care."

"What tension?"

"The sexual tension between us."

"What sexual tension between us?"

"See, that's why it's unresolved! Because you can't admit it's there!"*


*If you're late, you might be able to bribe me with music. I'm partial to Eric B and Rakim, Tom Jones, New Edition, Doug E Fresh and the Get Fresh Crew.

***Okay, that was about ten lines too long, but serialkarma is feeling poorly, so I'm being nice.


ETA: OKAY, offer closed!

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He does not understand her; she knows this. She tells herself it doesn't bother her, because she understands herself enough for both of them. She understands herself and she understands him, and she cannot ask anything more of her God. Sometimes, however, sometimes the love she feels for Gaius taints her mind, and she wishes she could be released from it. She wishes she didn't love him as much as she does, and that is when she hates him. She hates Gaius, and she hates her God, and she wishes that she could be something other, something more human and less Cylon. Something that didn't think so much when Gaius was naked underneath her, but she is herself and she can ask for nothing more. And when she asks herself And you? Do you hate? she knows the answer is yes, and it's then that she realises this is her god's gift to her.

He has made her more human than she thinks she is.

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*applause*

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OMFG I love you. *throws self at you*