For my anonymous donor

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Meet the First Son!

Washington, D.C., White House Press Room -- The President of the United States and the First Gentleman have adopted a child from the great country of California. The five month-old boy, seen here in his first offical press release, a brochure promoting the Toys for Tots charity, is named Cooper Nicholas Clooney after the First Gentleman, and the President's father.

During the press conference to announce the adoption, the President quoted the First Gentleman by saying that the U.S. should take care of its own children before pilfering from other countries. He also went on to say he planned on collecting the $40,000 owed to him by Nicole Kidman and Michelle Pfeiffer for the First Son's college fund.

"Nicole and Michelle thought I'd never make it to 50 without being a dad, but the joke's on them, because I just turned 50," the President said proudly. "If they could pay up sooner rather than later Anderson and I would appreciate it, because college is going to be expensive by the time Nick is ready to go."

While the First Son wasn't at the press conference, attendees were able to hear his cooing from the White House hall and the President had baby spit-up on his Brioni suit. The First Family have requested that instead of sending money and baby presents the public please donate to:

The National Adoption Center
1500 Walnut Street, Suite 701,
Philadelphia, PA, 19102
1-800-TO-ADOPT


Thank you to whomever bought me the flower, I am very touched

Comments

[lyra-sena.livejournal.com]

That sound you hear is my ovaries exploding.

[whatdanidigs.livejournal.com]

I love to death these little future tidbits.

And also that maybe is the cutest thing ever.

[chicklet-girl.livejournal.com]

Gloria's like, "This hat? Really? Is that really the direction you want to go, Anderson? [pause] No, there's nothing wrong with it per se, it's just... granny squares?"

Not that she has to worry, of course; knitters and crocheters across the country are wielding needles and hooks in a mad frenzy of gift-making for the First Son.

[cyanei.livejournal.com]

Should he not be called the First Gentleman?

[vertrauen.livejournal.com]

N'aw. ♥

[serialkarma.livejournal.com]

the President had baby spit-up on his Brioni suit.

heeeeee.

♥

[prairiedaun.livejournal.com]

Gah. I've totally been in this weird nesting mode for the past few weeks. My mind just goes baby and I'm reaching for the needles, trying to figure out how to make that hat (crochet, yes, but there has to be a way in knit).

And then, you know. George. Anderson. Baby.

(ps. I liked this a lot.)

[cluelessinlife.livejournal.com]

My heart just went "awwww" and melted!

I love this PA's from the future, keep them up please :D

[teenygozer.livejournal.com]

For a split second, I was in the President Lex/First Gentleman Clark place and was all, "Connor?! What blue eyes you have!"

[avid-slacker.livejournal.com]

Y'know the cynical part of my brain sometimes wonders if celebs adopt just so they can make sure that they have appropriately attractive kids, but George and Anderson would never do that, they just got lucky. So cute.

BTW I saw your post asking what I thought of FNL, but it was like a week later 'cause I lose at keeping track of my flist.
I thought the show was okay, but not as good as I'd hoped it would be. It seemed like they used all of the best scenes/dialogue in the promos, and unfortunately alot of it worked better than in the original context. But I have big love for Kyle Chandler and I like both quarterbacks so I'll stick around for a while.

[rubywisp.livejournal.com]

awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww. *is melted*

[antheia.livejournal.com]

And this is what I have to come home to? A few paragraphs of "OMG N'AW!!"

*smish*