For my anonymous donor
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| Meet the First Son! |
Washington, D.C., White House Press Room -- The President of the United States and the First Gentleman have adopted a child from the great country of California. The five month-old boy, seen here in his first offical press release, a brochure promoting the Toys for Tots charity, is named Cooper Nicholas Clooney after the First Gentleman, and the President's father.
During the press conference to announce the adoption, the President quoted the First Gentleman by saying that the U.S. should take care of its own children before pilfering from other countries. He also went on to say he planned on collecting the $40,000 owed to him by Nicole Kidman and Michelle Pfeiffer for the First Son's college fund.
"Nicole and Michelle thought I'd never make it to 50 without being a dad, but the joke's on them, because I just turned 50," the President said proudly. "If they could pay up sooner rather than later Anderson and I would appreciate it, because college is going to be expensive by the time Nick is ready to go."
While the First Son wasn't at the press conference, attendees were able to hear his cooing from the White House hall and the President had baby spit-up on his Brioni suit. The First Family have requested that instead of sending money and baby presents the public please donate to:
The National Adoption Center
1500 Walnut Street, Suite 701,
Philadelphia, PA, 19102
1-800-TO-ADOPT
Thank you to whomever bought me the flower, I am very touched
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Date: 2006-10-14 09:12 pm (UTC)Truly, George was hoping for a girl, a little hispanic girl, but her grandparents adopted her, and then there was another boy, but that adoption fell through. Adoption's not easy, even when you're the president.
As for FNL I don't know *what* to think. The pilot was horribly dry, but I do love the two quarterbacks, and the second episode was better, but still. They're prolly gonna kill it. I think they're moving it to Friday.
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Date: 2006-10-15 07:21 am (UTC)About FNL, they're definitely gonna kill it if the ratings don't come up quick.
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Date: 2006-10-16 04:19 pm (UTC)The next kid is going to be a girl. George is not going to take no for an answer next time. Nick needs a sibling, George needs a daughter, and Anderson needs someone to pass along all his mother's fabublous retro couture too.
He tells Anderson this while he's burping Nick and sitting in an antique rocking chair they found in the basement that used to belong to JFK.
Anderson just nods his head and watches his son drool all over George's neck.
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Date: 2006-10-19 01:16 am (UTC)Oh the pressure of carrying on the fashion legacy. The rest of it will be cake by comparison.
I always forget who Anderson's mom is, but once reminded I always think of his appearance on Conan where he talked about proof reading her autobiography and being subjected to detailed accounts of her experiences with cunnilingus.
Not surprising he chose George.
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Date: 2006-10-19 04:04 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-10-19 06:48 am (UTC)I know, THE fashionista. It's just always a surprising reminder because Andy is a serious, hard-hitting journalist with a humanitarian bent and the association isn't immediate.
They remind me of that saying about square pegs being borne of round holes.