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Meet the First Son!

Washington, D.C., White House Press Room -- The President of the United States and the First Gentleman have adopted a child from the great country of California. The five month-old boy, seen here in his first offical press release, a brochure promoting the Toys for Tots charity, is named Cooper Nicholas Clooney after the First Gentleman, and the President's father.

During the press conference to announce the adoption, the President quoted the First Gentleman by saying that the U.S. should take care of its own children before pilfering from other countries. He also went on to say he planned on collecting the $40,000 owed to him by Nicole Kidman and Michelle Pfeiffer for the First Son's college fund.

"Nicole and Michelle thought I'd never make it to 50 without being a dad, but the joke's on them, because I just turned 50," the President said proudly. "If they could pay up sooner rather than later Anderson and I would appreciate it, because college is going to be expensive by the time Nick is ready to go."

While the First Son wasn't at the press conference, attendees were able to hear his cooing from the White House hall and the President had baby spit-up on his Brioni suit. The First Family have requested that instead of sending money and baby presents the public please donate to:

The National Adoption Center
1500 Walnut Street, Suite 701,
Philadelphia, PA, 19102
1-800-TO-ADOPT


Thank you to whomever bought me the flower, I am very touched

Comments

[prairiedaun.livejournal.com]

Gah. I've totally been in this weird nesting mode for the past few weeks. My mind just goes baby and I'm reaching for the needles, trying to figure out how to make that hat (crochet, yes, but there has to be a way in knit).

And then, you know. George. Anderson. Baby.

(ps. I liked this a lot.)

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

Welcome to the wonderful world of biological clocks, sweetie. Have a seat, do some knitting, put a heat pad on your uterus to control the pangs.

p.s If you manage to knit the hat you will put up pictures and tell me, right?

[prairiedaun.livejournal.com]

I will.

Part of it right now is that my BFF from when we were wee is now pregnant (I'm looking forward to knitting many things in the future.) So I'm all "booties! blankies! wee snugglies!"

The worst for encouraging these pangs are the Debbie Bliss baby knits books. They're just so adorable! N'awww.

And then I remember that I'm lucky if I can get to school on time and without tripping over my feet and falling into things, and I think "maybe not right now."