Ah, people. Failing since evolution began.

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1. The word of the day is clusterfuckiest. Trufax.

2. I'm a big fan of the part where a summer camp that rented a pool in north PhillY for $1900 were told they weren't welcome, because they changed the complextion of the pool. Keep it classy, racist assholes!

3. If I think too hard about the confirmation hearings, I might stroke out, so...

4. YAY, Leverage premieres tonight!

5. And Matt Damon is going to be on Entourage! So, that means that Matt and Ari are going to be hanging out. And I didn't even have to write it! Yeah, I know, who's the man? All they need now is RDJ... you know since I write it and it happens. Excuse me, I have to go write myself winning ten million dollars. BRB.

6. Ryan Gosling is releasing his album in October. I WANT IT NOW.

6a. Anybody got the new Regina Spektor album (Far) that they wanna share with the class.

7. An Offer: Anybody who wants to come over here and give me a photo prompt that maybe might result in some drabble porn to make the masses happy is more than welcome.

If you just want to picspam the pretty to you know, help the general mood, that's awesome too. In fact, feel free to come and post photos and write your own porn too! But it's gotta be a photo. And SFW. It can be a party!

Mostly I'm just trying to make romanticalgirl smile, so help a sister do a good deed.

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let us speak of Nate and his mouth. some more.

[alethialia.livejournal.com]

Shitty quality (I need to do a cap from the DVDs), but the LT keeps DOING THAT and it's distracting.

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[sparky77.livejournal.com]

Tongue!

Seriously, I was going to elaborate on story ideas, but I'm stuck on Tongue!

I bet Brad has that problem too (not being stuck on Nate's tongue which is entirely different and not really a problem at all for Brad) but the whole not being able to think when Nate's tongue is out.

Re: let us speak of Nate and his mouth. some more.

[romanticalgirl.livejournal.com]

Nate's completely filthy, covered in dirt and sweat and who knows what else, but Brad can't seem to see any of that. All he can see is the hint of Nate's tongue sliding over his bottom lip. Nate does that when he concentrates - bites his lip, captures his tongue between his lips. It's distracting as fuck and one of these days, someone's going to have to school Nate on that shit. Combat effectiveness should not be compromised by how fucking much Brad wants to fuck his LT's mouth.

"Ought to be a petition." Mike Wynn's Texas drawl is accompanied by a thick spit onto the ground. "Send us through training on every fucking thing in this world except for the situations they decide to send us into and the ones on how to deal with a fucking LT that looks like an angel and has the mouth of a Saturday night whore."

"You...need to not say things like that, Gunny." It could be construed as simply talk amongst the men, schooling anyone who might be insubordinate or disrespectful. But from the grin on Gunny's face and the raise of his eyebrows, it's obvious he's not construing it that way.

"I mean every single commander I've had has been some grizzled old fuck like Sixta or some numb-brained fuckwad like Schwetje. Nowhere in BRC was there something about how not to jack off to the thought of your LT sinking on his knees and wrapping his lips around your dick."

"No. Seriously, Gunny."

"You telling me you ain't thought about it?" Mike's smile is somewhere between wicked and laviscious, not quite teasing. "You haven't though about the LT on his knees, that tongue moving over the head of your dick the way he licks his lips?" He grunts a soft sound of surprise. "Huh. Well, guess that makes you about the only one."

Brad blinks as Gunny walks away, no longer wondering about what he could do to Nate's mouth, what Nate's mouth could do to him. He's more concerned with how he's going to beat the shit out of the rest of Bravo Two and make it look like an accident.

Re: let us speak of Nate and his mouth. some more.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

He's more concerned with how he's going to beat the shit out of the rest of Bravo Two and make it look like an accident.

YES! I COULD SMELL WHAT THE ROCK WHAT YOU WERE COOKIN'! I'm a little stuck back on Nate's hands as it were. And then I was trying to explain to amberlynne how this thread was gold and began talking about somebody getting reamed with a gold dildo. IDEK. Maybe it's that dildo Brad got in Australia. Seems might ostentatious though. I think he'd be more of a black rubber kind of guy, Or one of those so-called diamond dildos. Do you think he'd tie Nate to the bed while he washed it. Talked over the sound of running water, because it'd been packed away for a long while and Brad wanted to get it all ready. Maybe warm it up just a little bit. And he can hear Nate rattling on the bed. Hear the handcuffs, because the thing about zip ties is getting those fuckers undone in a hurry doesn't really happen (Brad could find the fucking nail clippers). So, Brad kind of had to cut them free and then no more zip-ties.

Wow, I used to be such a nice girl.

Re: let us speak of Nate and his mouth. some more.

[romanticalgirl.livejournal.com]

You're still nice. Just nice and diiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiirty.

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[hackthis.livejournal.com]

Like Nate. *smiles beatifically* Angelic, just very slutty.

Come talk to me and tell me what you'd like me to write for you. I am thinking I need to talk more about Nate's hands, about the way Brad observes every little cut, every smudge, every stain. How sometimes he'll find the LT on his own and one hand'll be very dirty while the other is clean, like he wiped it off deliberately for some reason, Like a combat jack. And the only thing Brad wants more than to come upon Nate during a combat jack is to feel the LT's hands on his own cock. trufax.

Re: let us speak of Nate and his mouth. some more.

[romanticalgirl.livejournal.com]

This whole thread is such a plethora of guh, I'm not sure if I have anything left I want. Well, that's a lie, but, you know. You could always do that Nate getting pissed off at Brad during "Bomb in the Garden" for risking his life and being an idiot. There could be hands involved in that. Angry pointing and gesturing and stabbing Brad in the chest with them. Yes.

::uses Ioan icon, because he also has nice fingers::

Re: let us speak of Nate and his mouth. some more.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

You could always do that Nate getting pissed off at Brad during "Bomb in the Garden" for risking his life and being an idiot. There could be hands involved in that. Angry pointing and gesturing and stabbing Brad in the chest with them. Yes.

I wrote that! But you want more.

Fine. I will ponder.

*pokes Brad* C'mon, come talk to me. Shut about your chafing dick. You're the one who said I was ignoring him. That I never let him play like the other kids. And now you're complaining. Whatever, at least you don't have Nate's nipples -- it could be worse.

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[lazulus]

*FLAILY HANDS*

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[romanticalgirl.livejournal.com]

Brad did not learn to share in school.

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[amberlynne.livejournal.com]

He's more concerned with how he's going to beat the shit out of the rest of Bravo Two and make it look like an accident.

HAHAHAH! ILU BRAAAAAAAAAAAAD! You know he could do it, too, all "oops, did that building fall on everyone but myself and this here hotass LT? however did that happen!"

Re: let us speak of Nate and his mouth. some more.

[romanticalgirl.livejournal.com]

He so would. And then he would have to check just to make sure Nate didn't have any injuries.

Re: let us speak of Nate and his mouth. some more.

[alethialia.livejournal.com]

Oh, that is MEAN of Mike! And actually kind of evil because of course he's doing it to Get To Brad.

Love it!

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[amberlynne.livejournal.com]

Gah. He is all dirty and baby faced and nnnnnnnnnnnnngh. *tackles him*

I shall not be broken I tell you!

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

[Okay, I'm giving myself the length of one song to get this done] Chelsea Dagger 3:35.

Nate had very clear rules when they were at Mathilda. No touching. No breathing too close. No bodily contact. No impure thoughts.

Actually that last one was a lie, but Brad kind of felt that Nate was being unreasonable about the whole thing, because Nate would crowd into Brad's space, point things out on the tracker. He'd be so close Brad could feel his body heat, see the fine hairs on the back Nate's hand, and then when Brad's hand accidentally brushed against Nate's -- it was his goddamn laptop anyway -- Nate would pull away. Scoot back. The hell was that?

And then they were in Iraq and thre was war and things exploding, and Brad understood the rules. They'd been in place ever since Nate caught Brad staring at his mouth, didn't make them right. Didn't make them... fuck, Brad hated the word 'fair' but still.

Brad was a Marine, he could do this. Fuck, he could probably rescue kids from a burning building, he could endure whatever puritanical shit had Nate Fick refusing to even be alone with Brad longer than a few minutes.

Okay, Brad could do it. But he didn't want to. He really didn't want to. Somedays he would just stare. Let his eyes go all inappropriately over Nate's face, mouth, that ass.

He's almost ashamed to admit it took him a while to get it. A while to realize that Nate only ever seemed to bite his lower lip was when they were together, or when Brad was just being all kinds of obvious.

And that was just... that was wrong. The way Nate would suck his bottom lip into his mouth. Worry it with his teeth just that litle bit.

Just so fucking wrong.

And then it all sort of fell together in Brad's head. Nate's mouth. That lower lip. The softness between Brad's teeth. The way it would probably feel when it was Brad's mouth... Brad's cock.

The fact that Nate was probably thinking about Brad's mouth. Brad's cock. That he was probably doing it just to give Brad a show.

Yeah, the LT was a crafty fucker. Just Brad's type.



[Yeah, I'm getting tired that took like three songs].

Re: I shall not be broken I tell you!

[romanticalgirl.livejournal.com]

Brad often forgets to take into account that appearances can be deceiving and Nate's a dirty, crafty fucker. And getting to Brad is like his favorite game ever.

Re: I shall not be broken I tell you!

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

getting to Brad is like his favorite game ever.

Now *that* is the summary for a story.

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[alethialia.livejournal.com]

So Nate was doing the mouth thing as a deliberate tease? Mean!

he could endure whatever puritanical shit had Nate Fick refusing to even be alone with Brad longer than a few minutes.

That speaks of not being able to control himself, eh? Because if you're fine, if you can be unaffected, then it wouldn't matter. But removing himself from Brad's presence means it DOES matter. ::loves::

I admire your fortitude, m'lady.

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[hackthis.livejournal.com]

It's like you and were discussing, Nate's trying very very hard to do the right thing. He's not exactly stupid, he knows what's there, but he won't use it. Won't succumb. You know, until this whole cluster fuck is over and he's out of the Corps. We all know he left to go off and save the world, but uh, you know finally fucking Brad guilt free? Not a bad incentive for civilian life ever.

Re: I shall not be broken I tell you!

[alethialia.livejournal.com]

Oh, God, I've convinced you there's no possible way they get together in the series. That is bad! I did not mean to do that!

you know finally fucking Brad guilt free? Not a bad incentive for civilian life ever.

Heh. Well, there is that, yes.

Re: I shall not be broken I tell you!

[romanticalgirl.livejournal.com]

Nate knows he shouldn't do it. He knows that he's edging far too close to stepping over the line. The problem is that he can't quite help it. He's hip deep in shit he can't control and he's losing his faith in all the tenets he can't help but believe in and, more than all of that, he's only human.

Brad Colbert, on the other hand, everyone thinks is more than human, but Nate knows that's not the case. He's known it since the first time they met, since the first time they fucked. Brad's as human as anyone, as needy and hungry for it as the next Marine. Nate remembers the bruises Brad left, remembers how it hurt to walk and to breathe for three days afterward because neither of them could hold back, neither of them wanted to. From the first moment they wrestled each other for dominance before silent mutual agreement led to giving and taking as much as they could get.

That's why there are rules here. Nate had thought about it before, but it wasn't until Brad looked at him - stared at him - that he'd realized they needed to be verbalized, put into place. Because Brad looking at him made Nate's dick hard and made him forget how to function, made him forget the stupidity for a moment while he got lost in the memory of Brad's dick in his mouth, Brad's body around him. That's why there are rules, he has to remind himself. Because distractions can get him killed, can get Brad killed.

So Brad stops. No, Brad doesn't stop, but he's not as intent on it. He channels it into fighting with Ray and the fucked up nature of this entire operation. Nate though... Nate can't stop. Can't stop thinking about Brad. Can't stop watching Brad watch him. Can't stop remembering all the hot, pornographic things Brad had told Nate he wanted to do to Nate's mouth, all the things he did which is why, intentionally or not, Nate can't help but suck on his bottom lip, slide his tongue along it. Brad's eyes promise retribution and Nate has to nod his acquiescence, has to smile as Brad realizes.

Brad's glare promises hell to pay. Nate finds he can't wait.

Re: I shall not be broken I tell you!

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

He's known it since the first time they met, since the first time they fucked. Brad's as human as anyone, as needy and hungry for it as the next Marine. Nate remembers the bruises Brad left, remembers how it hurt to walk and to breathe for three days afterward because neither of them could hold back, neither of them wanted to. From the first moment they wrestled each other for dominance before silent mutual agreement led to giving and taking as much as they could get.

So, like, Thing #842 that I love about your writing is that this is something A and I were battling about today, Brad bottoming or topping and self-esteem, etc, etc, and you basically whittled the whole thing down and were like look bitches, this is how it is. They fight over it, and then they go back to their corners and lick their wounds and then do it again. Don't talk about it, just do it. It's Fight Club. Don't even get me started on my Fight Club love or we'll be here all day.

Brad's glare promises hell to pay. Nate finds he can't wait.

Rowr.

Re: I shall not be broken I tell you!

[romanticalgirl.livejournal.com]

My secret is that I read all your comments, let you guys come to a conclusion and then put it in fic so I look brilliant! ::is sneaky:: Also, I totally agree that they have issues and would have to work them out, but I think in the heat of the moment, they'd be all "whoever wins!" and then they both do no matter what, so it's all good.

Brad is going to school his LT. A LOT.

Re: I shall not be broken I tell you!

[alethialia.livejournal.com]

OMG, I missed this! That's so wrong!

Nate remembers the bruises Brad left, remembers how it hurt to walk and to breathe for three days afterward because neither of them could hold back, neither of them wanted to.

YES!

Brad's eyes promise retribution and Nate has to nod his acquiescence, has to smile as Brad realizes.

Oh, NATE. ::loves::

Re: I shall not be broken I tell you!

[romanticalgirl.livejournal.com]

They're so awesome. And practically beating the shit out of each other in their rush to get laid. ::loves::