Ah, people. Failing since evolution began.

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1. The word of the day is clusterfuckiest. Trufax.

2. I'm a big fan of the part where a summer camp that rented a pool in north PhillY for $1900 were told they weren't welcome, because they changed the complextion of the pool. Keep it classy, racist assholes!

3. If I think too hard about the confirmation hearings, I might stroke out, so...

4. YAY, Leverage premieres tonight!

5. And Matt Damon is going to be on Entourage! So, that means that Matt and Ari are going to be hanging out. And I didn't even have to write it! Yeah, I know, who's the man? All they need now is RDJ... you know since I write it and it happens. Excuse me, I have to go write myself winning ten million dollars. BRB.

6. Ryan Gosling is releasing his album in October. I WANT IT NOW.

6a. Anybody got the new Regina Spektor album (Far) that they wanna share with the class.

7. An Offer: Anybody who wants to come over here and give me a photo prompt that maybe might result in some drabble porn to make the masses happy is more than welcome.

If you just want to picspam the pretty to you know, help the general mood, that's awesome too. In fact, feel free to come and post photos and write your own porn too! But it's gotta be a photo. And SFW. It can be a party!

Mostly I'm just trying to make romanticalgirl smile, so help a sister do a good deed.

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i did not achieve porn! sadness!

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It's the little half smile on Sherman's face that makes John's dick twitch in interest. John's gotten a handle on himself with regards to most of Ben's facial expressions: the stoic mask which generally means John's going to want to punch somebody in the face for making Ben think he has to hide how he's feeling.

The shy smile Ben gets when he finds John watching him.

The way Ben's face goes slack when John's fucking him boneless.

John knows these looks, but this one. This little almost smirk is something John only gets to see when they're alone, so the fact that Ben's giving it to him surrounded by other people can only mean one thing.

Especially when he's giving it to him surrounded by a little boy with a balloon and his dad.

John's kind of shocked; he didn't know Ben could multitask like that. Pandering to the public and thinking about fucking is a highly valued skilled.

John watches the man gesture in his general direction; Ben just shakes his head.

John raises an eyebrow over his sunglasses and after the man and boy leave he beckons Ben over with a crook of his finger. There's no reason for this smile. Not here.

They're working security for some free concert in West Hollywood, but mostly they're just doing nothing.

"I can see your brain going from all the way over here," John says when Ben strides up. His walk is only slightly off, which is an improvement from this morning when he punched John in the arm because he could barely sit in the squad car. "Don't tell me you're thinking about kids," John teases.

Ben snorts. "Actually, the dad was kind of hot."

John pushes his sunglasses up so Ben can see the displeased look on his face. "Keep fucking laughing, Sherman."

Ben chuckles before dropping his voice low. "The jealous thing looks good on you."

"I'm not jealous," John retorts disdainfully.

Ben shrugs. "Too bad, because that guy was definitely not checking me out." John opens and closes his mouth while Ben carries on. "He was asking about my partner over here – but I had to tell him he's spoken for."

"Spoken for –" John sputters. "I'm not spoken for – does his wife – man – whatever -- know about this?"

It's Ben's turn to lift his sunglasses. "Oh, really. You're not seeing anybody?"

John purses his lips. "You don’t speak for me," he amends.

"I do when strange men try to use their nephews to hit on you."

John opens his mouth, closes it, opens it again and starts to laugh. "Okay – okay," he wheezes. "So, then what was that look for."

Ben blinks at him. "What look?"

"Don't fuck with me, I know that look."

"Oh," Ben says. "The I'm going to suck you off in the squad car look," he says haphazardly. "Yeah, it was just a thought I was having."

John raise an eyebrow. "It's a good thought, you should go with it."

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[sparky77.livejournal.com]

YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! This made me smile so much! I love them so much!

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[alethialia.livejournal.com]

John's kind of shocked; he didn't know Ben could multitask like that. Pandering to the public and thinking about fucking is a highly valued skilled.

AHAHAHAHA! LOVE!

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[romanticalgirl.livejournal.com]

Rowr. I approve. And one of these days, Ben really *is* going to suck John in the squad car and John's not going to know *what* to do then. Well, other than come.

Did you see the picture that Cudlitz twittered tonight from his dashboard camera? GROWL.

Oh, look. I'm supposed to be in bed. ::fails::

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Okay. First of all. I had to go find that photo, because clearly it had to be seen. And now that I have seen it? PHWOAR!!!! *blinks mightily*

Oh Ben, Ben Ben... you lucky dog.

And next week they're going to the GUN RANGE together. I have died. I kind of want to write Ben and Cooper at the gun range now and how they use their service revolvers, competing against each other on the targets, and then Ben pulls out this like Sig Sauer or some shit and John's like, the hell? And he watches the muscles flex in Ben's arms as he pulls the trigger. Watches the twist of the hips, the ripple of muscles under his shirt and well... it's on.

YOU. BED. NOW.

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[romanticalgirl.livejournal.com]

That photo made my insides do things. Naughty, naughty things. I would like one of those, please.

Oh, and you post this right before I go to work (or, well I read it then) and I wanted to write and I couldn't make my brain work at work (problematic only in the job sense, but fortunately nothing today required brain power) and so I just had this...thought lingering. ::sees about writing porn::

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That photo made my insides do things. Naughty, naughty things. I would like one of those, please.

I second that motion. Especially with that stubble. HELLO NURSE. err. Officer.

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[romanticalgirl.livejournal.com]

It's just...GAH. I mean, dirty and scruffy and *manly* and just COOPER. I kind of want one. I also kind of want him to throw Ben up against something and fuck him a lot. Yes.