Now *this* is more like it.

Napoleon isn’t here today. Oh Merlin, Christmas came early (why didn’t Nick bring me any LJ-time? I thought we’d worked that out). Holy shit. Forget Santa, Anonymous philanthropic bestest benefactor with the 12 months of LJ-hookup make yourself known so I can like, I dunno, give you a blow job or something. I'll write you one, I'll write whatever. Fucking hell. Wow.

Hope made me this. I wrote her this. Think 'woobie.' It seems like that’s needed today.

( SV: A Simple Gesture )