idealists are the cruelest monsters of them all.

Battlestar Galactica
Kara/various
Spoilers: 3.01/3.02 Occupation/Precipice
Summary: At first Kara hadn't even been afraid.


If You're the Answer, What's the Question?


( This story is rated M for mature themes and disturbing subject matter. In short, don't come crying to me if you don't heed the rating. )

Battlestar Galactica
Helo. Kara.

You Are My Sunshine


Karl Agathon was given the call sign ‘Helo’ by his friend/drinking buddy/workout buddy/would-be-sister, Kara Thrace. Originally, Karl had thought it was just a nickname for his home, Mt. Helios -- the name seemed close enough. It was only much later on, after graduation from the Academy, after Zak died but before the Cylon attack, that Kara told him that she’d picked it out, not for his home, but for his disposition.

Helios was a sun god, and Karl was always optimistic and bright about everything Kara complained, and it was frakking irritating. The Lords hadn’t mean for anyone to be so joyous all the frakking time, and one day Karl was going to be sorry for being such a happy bastard.

Karl laughed and slung Kara over his shoulder in a Fireman’s Carry, since she was three sheets to the wind and had slurred most of the entire explanation.

It was a testament to their relationship that he knew Kara would’ve kicked anyone else in the balls for daring to pick her up in such a manner, but with him she just belched really loudly and warned him that if he dropped her she was going to hurl on his shoes.

He patted her on her thigh, the safest area he could reach without dropping her on her head. “Don’t worry, Starbuck,” he said placatingly, pausing to blink several times so he could reduce the number of sidewalks before him to a manageable number. “Nobody would notice if you got brain damage anyway.”

Kara made a noise of displeasure and pinched Helo's ass. “Just for that I’m telling everyone that you’re gay.”

Helo made a derisive snort. He hadn’t been gay in years. “Like anybody would believe anything you say anyway.”

“Everybody believes what I say,” Kara paused. “What was I saying?”

Helo snorted again. “Exactly.”

My girl wrote Anderson Cooper/ George Clooney. Twice! Everyone can thank kismeteve for such a pairing. Politics, brilliant tailoring, and hotness. Rock! For all her humouring of me I thought she might like this in return

Battlestar Galactica
Tyrol.Helo.Sharon (all permutations thereof)
(spoilers through 2.13)


Fractured for Happiness

( Story trivia: The title is taken from a set of misheard song lyrics from Seal's song 'Newborn Friend.' I love Seal, he has this amazing voice. Also, did you know there was a Battlestarwikipedia? I didn't! )

a) Happy Birthday to lazlet, The Vinyl Guru!
b) phaballa is looking for some good souls to point her in the direction of BSG season one downloads, so if you can help, drop her a line in her LJ or send her an e-mail or summat
c) My girl wrote some seriously rocking WBRPS, although I can't imagine anybody on my flist who wouldn't be reading her journal for this shit, cos you know I don't write it.


Battlestar Galactica
Helo/Lee (Lee/Kara, Helo/Sharon) NC-17
Spoilers up 2.12 (Resurrection Ship pt. 2)
1. To Be Young (is to be)
2. We Drink on the Job


If I Tried (I Could Stay Away Forever)


( I cannot decide if this is porn with a story mixed in, or a story with heaps and heaps of porn. The fact of the matter is that I do not care, because it gets me naked Lee. And naked Helo. And angst. I've got all the major food groups covered. Dedicated to antheia, who tried to be all churchy about porn. It was cute. )

hackthis: I was telling Nifra about the Helo/Lee pron and I can't even type it without going all hot and squirmy. But how, I mean... that's totally gratuitous -- okay, just help me out here.
serialkarma: what, like there *needs* to be a reason? The PRETTY is the REASON!
hackthis: Okay, I keep getting hot flashes...
serialkarma: what, they're so hot they gave you *menopause*?
hackthis: No, the other kind you get when you smile too much and feel really warm all the time.


Battlestar Galactica
Helo/Lee – NC-17


To Be Young (is to be)

( This is porn. All porn. And with no purpose but to be hot. No prosletysing. No nothing but my brain saying, oh, look, PRETTY! Dedicated to the five people who actually wanted to see this. I love the smell of gratuitous porn in the, uh, afternoon. )

I said to serialkarma: I will write kissing fic.
She said: Okay.


Battlestar Galactica
Lee/Dee (Dee/Billy; Lee/Kara)

This Frakked Up Life

( He is her free zone, and she thinks she does the same thing for him -- gives him someplace free from expectations and families and this frakked up thing they're calling life. )

Oh, look, a new fandom. Shiny!

Inspired by this image (provided by meret) and dedicated to serialkarma and lyra_sena…

Battlestar Galactica
Spoilers for 'Valley of Darkness'
(  In the Still of the Night  )