I dub thee semi-porn

Rift? What rift? Fuck the rift! ::flips bird to spoilers::

This appeared in my head at 3:46 am. I was asleep at the time and thought I was going to be writing the incredible, edible, neverfuckinggotwritten Chinese food fic. Remember that one, Wendi?

Written for denialcorp:

Smallville
( Let’s Talk About Sex )