I should think not.

seperis made me a book cover for 'One Thousand Miles.' Isn't it lovely? Everyone who doesn't feel the Lucas love should be shot.

Also, being in lust means apologies should come with chocolate sauce. Ergo:

Clark:

I'm sorry you're a prick who doesn't deserve Lex, but them's the breaks. And only because he desperately wants your alien-yet-very-well-toned-arse do I consistently let you make him happy.

Also, you're not good enough for Chloe either, but cos you're hot, it's okay cos she ends up with Wally it's okay.

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Harry:

I'm sorry that JKR wrote all those books about you. I'm sorry she made you so goddamn one-dimensional and martyrish. I'm sorry, you are probably never going to get laid except at the fingers of fandom writers, but be glad that not all of us are looking for flawless heroes. Some of us think you should have to do the washing.

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Draco:

I'm sorry I killed you six seven eight times, but somebody must die to make me happy and you make a much prettier corpse than That Self-Righteous Git. On the upswing, he will mourn you for eternity while you can go and get your swerve on with all those fly rent boys in hell.

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And last but never least:

Lex:

I'm not sorry for a goddamn thing, and I know you like it that way.

Zahra