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Their love is so underrated.
Jul. 23rd, 2003 10:43 amThis is Harry. This is Neville. Today, they are getting laid.
Harry Potter
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In more historical and entertainment related news: if you’ve been reading this LJ for longer than three months then you know about my great upset over the bastardization of the brilliant Alexander Trilogy (by Valerio Manfredi) by the film industry. I don’t object to the movies per se, I object to the men they’ve cast to play Alexander. I mean one movie’s got Leo DiCaprio (shudders violently) and the other has Colin Farrell (good Lord, where to begin). WTF!! So, I am appalled and all that shit, but I kinda wavered little when I found out that Nicole Kidman was tapped to play Olympias in the DiCaprio/Baz Lurhman prod. And then yesterday I find out that ANGELINA is going to play Olympias to Farrell’s Alexander, and all I can think is ‘dude, it’s Angelina Jolie. She makes milk sexy!’ But that great unwashed eejit is to play one of the greatest gay conquerors ever (Lex aside naturally)? He’s straighter than Bill Clinton! That will be true acting indeed. I need a drink.
Harry Potter
( Habits )
In more historical and entertainment related news: if you’ve been reading this LJ for longer than three months then you know about my great upset over the bastardization of the brilliant Alexander Trilogy (by Valerio Manfredi) by the film industry. I don’t object to the movies per se, I object to the men they’ve cast to play Alexander. I mean one movie’s got Leo DiCaprio (shudders violently) and the other has Colin Farrell (good Lord, where to begin). WTF!! So, I am appalled and all that shit, but I kinda wavered little when I found out that Nicole Kidman was tapped to play Olympias in the DiCaprio/Baz Lurhman prod. And then yesterday I find out that ANGELINA is going to play Olympias to Farrell’s Alexander, and all I can think is ‘dude, it’s Angelina Jolie. She makes milk sexy!’ But that great unwashed eejit is to play one of the greatest gay conquerors ever (Lex aside naturally)? He’s straighter than Bill Clinton! That will be true acting indeed. I need a drink.
