Poor little me? Whatever.

You ever have one of those mornings when you’re all “Fuck this, I’m taking my toys and going home to the nearest bar and having lots of alcohol and then getting off with multiple strangers?” (Or some variation thereof.)

I was like that until I was graced by the kindness of two of my favorite people: serialkarma and ethrosdemon. They both wrote something for my upcoming Unbirthday, which is very cool of them, since, as it was pointed out, I tend to be cagey about what I want. Unless it’s icons. (Cookie Monster Icons! Oscar the Grouch Icons! Seth icons!) I digress.

Read: "H" Is for "Houdini," and also "Handcuffs" and Summer

They’ll make your life better, too.

I am what I am and that’s all that I am.

I’d like to point out that Johnny Cash’s ‘Six White Horses’ is the shizznit. (Johnny Cash and shizznit in the same sentence? Yes, and for my next feat I plan on turning Hypnotiq into Jack Daniels.)

The O.C.
( Delayed Gratification )

*Just a small something inspired by an offer suaine made, and dedicated to anybody who needs a little levity in their day.*