They paved paradise and put up a parking lot.

LOTRips is one of those fandoms sponsored by the mafia: Just when you think you’re out – they pull you back in. Dammit, Dom, why didn’t y’all pitch in and get the man a prosthetic? Hmm. Maybe Viggo can be in the Pirates of the Caribbean sequel with Orlando and Johnny Depp. Dude. Just when you thought that movie couldn’t get any gayer. *shakes head*

Smallville
( It’s a Small World After All )

I’m off home now, but I’ll be back next week. Happy [insert your holiday of choice here]. I hope [insert deity or gift giver of choice] grants you everything you want.