Fandom junk. Really.

( Forget the Dear John letters. It’s all about the ‘Dear Josh’ letters (OC related noise) )

Scene: Bar; Conversation: semi-verbatim; Noise level: High
[Loud, live music from other room. Bartenders and barflies flirting]

Friend of Hackthis: I want you to meet L-blahblahblah
Hackthis: [Drinking mucho cerveza] Huh?
FoHT: This is L-blahblahblah
Hackthis: Lana?
FofHT: No, Laura.
HT: Oh, Laura. Dude, I thought you said Lana. You know Lara and Lana are a lot alike, namewise. I mean if it’s Laura without a ‘u’. All you have to do is change a letter and, that’s it! That’s why Clark fell for Lana in the first place.
FofHT to L-person: She’s drunk; please ignore her.
HT: Seriously though, dude, all you have to do is swap a letter, and blam! Lara becomes Lana. Oh my god does Clark have mom-issues.
FofHT: You are cut off.
HT: Just think about it. Seriously.
FofHT: Geek.
HT: Whatever, buy me a drink and I’ll tell you about Bruce and Dick. [music cuts out] Everybody wants to hear about Dick!
[Entire bar erupts]

SV - Close Only Counts With Handgrenades

This is not what I'd intended to write. *sigh*

Smallville
( Close Only Counts With Handgrenades )