I got hit by a bus, baby!

So. I was minding my own fucking business yesterday when I got accosted by a new fandom. In broad daylight. I want to file a formal complaint with the authorities for real. Seriously, I have plenty of fandoms at home; I can't bring a stray back! There's no room in the garage; I have Ultimate Fantastic Four camped out in the front yard; I'm already on probation for trying to smuggle Sark and Will through the back door! I suspect it's my own damn fault for underestimating Spider-Man 2 anyway. I mean I saw the subtexty-goodness in the first one and was all, eh, not with Tobey McGuire please, and then I went on my merry little way. And then I saw S2 and was all, no, go away, not gonna happen. I'm not pairing Spider-Man and James Dean!

Goddamn James Dean Harry Osborne.


Spider-Man 1&2: The Movie
Disclaimer: I don't know this fandom. I'm not even going to pretend. I'm just exorcising this bunny before it festers.

All Roads Lead to Rome

( Peter has this unerring ability to frustrate Harry more than anyone else. He guesses this must be what love is all about )