serialkarma and
celli said Sark, but my brain has a hearing issue, and it heard
Snark -- Lots of Snark, with crack undertones. (When was the last time you heard someone say *that*?)
Harry Potter
Ron/Draco
For Those With Anger Management Issues
( If you leave me here, I’ll string you up from the Quidditch goal posts by your pants and turn your robes red and gold )