HP – Don’t Be Shallow - TN/NL (I of II)

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Theodore Nott/ Neville Longbottom
Don’t Be Shallow
Part I of II


( Theodore made a noncommittal noise. He didn’t actually need help in Herbology, and he certainly hadn’t been referred by Professor Sprout, but that wasn’t the point. If he were to let a little thing like the truth get in the way of his goals it would take forever to get anything accomplished )

Don't Be Shallow - TN/NL - II of II

Theodore Nott/ Neville Longbottom

Don’t Be Shallow
Part I of II
Part II of II


( I understand that it’s possible to catch something from too much proximity to certain types of people, especially when sex is involved. Stupidity tends to be contagious when people are naked, but perhaps a little more attentiveness is in order -- it wouldn’t pay to catch something now would it? After all, we’re not stupid, are we? )