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In times such as these I feel it's important to note that Canada?

Really not that far away.

Also? Next time? Vote the Malfoy/Nott ticket for real.

::goes back to writing Theodore/Neville porn::


FYI: I posted that much-delayed Telegraph Avenue Epilogue yesterday.

You don't like this record? Fucking change it.

All right, people, we've all freaked out enough. C'mon, I'll put my passport down if you will too. Seriously, look I'm just as disappointed as anybody, but tomorrow is another day and then there's one after that and another one after that, too. Before you know it four years'll be over and it we'll all be screaming Malfoy/Nott Clinton/Obama!

You've got to look on the bright side here. Yes, there really is one too. If you can read this, that means you've got eyes to see it with. If you respond that means at least you've got fingers to type with, and even if you're despairing and sad, dude, at least you got up this morning. There are a lot of people out there who didn't.

So, you know, get up, get out, do something.

Two tears in a bucket, motherfuckit.

Write some porn.