It's still my birthday, dammit

First of all, happy joint birthday wishes to mei_x and thepouncer -- we have the best birthday ever! Secondly thank you to everyone who wished me a happy birthday, I tried to thank everybody, but collecting stuff at 2 am, while pissed, is not one of my better special skills. I'm real good at 4am though.

+ tarar posted more This is Where We'll End It

+ phineasjones made me a Theodore icon with Thousandth Man lyrics!

+ circe_tigana made me the icon you see above -- TM-aside (Theodore was quiet during holiday and then talked my ear off yesterday. He's really, err, concerned about something or other. I can't imagine what that could be ;)

+ musesfool wrote me Ron/Neville! It's beautiful and heartbreaking and so lovely [makes incoherant noises] -- Not Going Anywhere

+ goss made me Warrior Angel/Devilicus art! Which, really will make you dead with envy. Goss has SKILLZ! And I have new wallpaper Now, I have two pieces of art for this wee universe and they're both so beautiful. ::loves sean and cal and goss and fleur::

+ torchthisnow wrote me the communal boyfriendZach/ Ryan boy rubbing! It's so good and right and hot. I mean, like, damn hot. Geometrical Proof

+ Thank yous and lots of adoration to meret, slodwick, tstar78, bexless, plumsnickety, circe_tigana, silverakira, sparky77, tobyfan, nebt_het, serialkarma, askmehow, florahart, rozza, tigress35, tanizard, green_queen, misserin, shanelle and random_flores

+ My girls (ethrosdemon and lalejandra) got together and wrote me a fucking epic Slytherin story, because all Slytherins do is write stories about other Slytherins. Yes, it has Theodore/Neville, but this is about Blaise and Draco and Pansy and Theodore and Queenie. and babies on spikes! OMG fools just fucking read this! The Three Great Festivals of Hecate part 1 & part 2

Snippet: Draco was told that sometimes some after ritual parties degenerated into orgies, which he wasn’t interested in. If he wanted to have sex with more than one person at the same time, he and Blaise would invite Teddy to join them. Not that Teddy would, what with his embrace of the Gryffindor ideal of monogamy, but half of debauchery is in the imagining.

All those *other* people who teased me with stories and didn't deliver on time? I know where you live (or some approximation thereof). I'm just saying. And if I missed anything please let me know -- because it's my birthday weekend dammit!

dS - I Never Want an Easy Life If Me and Him Were Ever to Get There

silverakira has this due South does Fight Club icon that I worship and I told her if she was very good I would write her porn for it. What can I say, I'm easy. Also, for serialkarma. Titled for one of my favoritest Charlatans songs ever and incorporating one of my favoritest kinks ever, with no plot whatsoever because it's my birthday-weekend and I can do whatever the hell I want.

due South
RayK/Fraser

( I Never Want an Easy Life If Me and Him Were Ever to Get There )