All Points Bulletin

The photos that go along with this entry (Jake G at the AFI premiere on 13 November) have gone away, and I need them, for, err, research purposes. Unfortunately I don't have time to look right now, but to the person who can provide them for me I will write 500 words of porn. You choose the pairing.

Yeah, Slytherins are all about bribery.

We have a winner! Me! Well, I win thanks to nutty_elf, so, I still win.

RPS - Jake Gyllenhaal/Orlando Bloom -- Somewhere Between Vacationland and Elizabethtown

Life Rule #4: If you say you will do anything, you will inevitably wind up committed to doing the last thing you could ever want to do, excluding furries, bestiality and mpreg -- but because I always keep my word…


For nutty_elf,
Jake Gyllenhaal/Orlando Bloom
Rated M for mature perverts, or something like that
500 words and some change (1045 to be exact)


Somewhere Between Vacationland and Elizabethtown


( Life Rule #1: The best laid plans are the ones that don't tend to work out. Ever. )