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a) Much to my very own shock, I have not only started, but written, and finished, and had betad! my yuletide story. Circa 3000 words. There are no words for my excitement. I always end up flipping the fuck out two days beforehand, but not this year, bitches! Mwahahahahahahaha!

2. serialkarma has just informed me that Jamie Cullum will be on XPN today!

3. Brad is set to adopt Angelina's sprogs -- I don't even have the vocabulary, but Ari does and he says, "Let me get this right, this motherfucker could have half the female population spreading their legs, cooking five course meals barefoot and pregnant, and he wants to adopt some used kids instead? George, baby, you're better off without him. If you want, you can fuck me, and I'll give you one of my kids for free." Heh. We love Ari.

d) AND -- AND -- George is on the cover of The Advocate. I need to see this, please. Cover and article prayed for, but the cover is just fine. I need them for research. Really. ETA: Success!

e) The Day After Tomorrow was on last night and I had to watch a few moment for "research purposes" -- I am so good about researching for you lot -- and yeah, Austin was not hot in that film was he? That's okay, because, some people grow into their looks, like Patrick Dempsey, and then you see them later in life and you wet yourself. I wouldn't steer you lot wrong on this. Really.

6. shrift and nestra updated Polyamorous Recs. Yay!!

g) It depresses me greatly that Josh Holloway will not be playing Gambit in X3. I just wanted to put that out in the universe, cos I've seen some of the stills for the new film and I'm all YURGH!

Just to piss ethrosdemon off.

LJ is smoking crack again. Fabulous. I'd rather have the hash brownies myself. Where we cut tag the inspid meme a day later, because you know, I can be obnoxious with the best of them.

Dear Santa... Dear Santa, This year I've been busy! In January I stole serialkarma's purse (-30 points). In April I saved a busload of nuns in Angola (326 points). Last Thursday I got in line at the supermarket at the same time as someone else and I didn't yield (-8 points). In July I put gum in amberlynne's hair (-12 points). In October I signed my organ donor card (28 points). In May I had a shoot-out with rival gang lords on the 5 near LA (-76 points). Overall, I've been nice (228 points). For Christmas I deserve a shiny red ball! Sincerely, hackthis

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