Rec of the week.

ethrosdemon: Cake or sodomy?
hackthis: Both. What kind of question is that?
ethrosdemon: it's an eddie izzard joke
hackthis: no, dear, the eddie izzard joke is cake or death.
ethrosdemon: oh, right. I like sodomy better.
hackthis: And that is why I love you.


Some people give gifts for special occasions, ethrosdemon and I give stories. For Chrismahanukwanzakah I wrote her The Incredibly True Adventures of Four Stars... and for me, well, she wrote Five Men that George Clooney Never Shagged. Fiction, RPS, Matt Damon, super spies, the American Wizarding Alliance, and Tom Welling getting a Smart Car. Kids, if you can imagine it, she wrote it. Go forth and marvel in the sort of brilliance that tells you why I'm the hack in this relationship

I: Mr Sark
II: Tom Welling
III: Blaise Zabini <-- I think this one is my favorite, but the Tom Welling story has more jokes, plus WB RPS. Try not to all pass out at once.
IV: Viggo Mortensen
V: Lex 'Who Loves You More than Me" Luthor

Special love to my other girl, serialkarma, who betaed this even though she cannot stand most of these people. That right there is serious love.