(no subject)

woke up this morning
feeling excellent
picked up the telephone
dialed the number of
my equal opportunity employer
to inform him I will not
be into work today
"Are you feeling sick?"
the boss asked me
"No, sir" I replied
"I am feeling too good
to report to work today
if I feel sick tomorrow
I will come in early."
- "Telephone Booth Number 905 1/2" by Pedro Pietri