Hahahaha...um what?

Being a fan of Battlestar Galactica is like being in a really dysfunctional relationship, with sex that's sometimes spectacularly great and sometimes spectacularly bad with NO orgasms, and you're like, um, I don't like this kinky shit, except it turns out to be a lie, and you're all, and this is why I don't talk about our relationship with my friends! Except everybody already knows you're involved, and when they see you looking all crazy they're like, "Damn, I told her to leave him, but did she listen? Now I have to listen to her superficial cracked out mumblings about tantric sex!"

( Everybody else has all these deep thoughts, but I am shallow and will make it all nice and easy for y'all. Thoughts on the BSG premiere as translated from various text messages )