This is, like, a parody. Duh.
Battlestar Galactica
Lee/Dee, Lee/Kara, Kara/Zak blah blah blah
Vague spoilers for 3:01/3.02
Rated C for cracky goodness.
The Great, Tragic Man!Pain of Commander Lee Adama
( Nobody understood how much Lee suffered. He was so misunderstood. Really. Nobody was as misunderstood as he was. And his pants were too tight. He needed something to soothe his pain, like dessert. Who cared if it was only nine hundred hours? )
Battlestar Galactica
Lee/Dee, Lee/Kara, Kara/Zak blah blah blah
Vague spoilers for 3:01/3.02
Rated C for cracky goodness.
( Nobody understood how much Lee suffered. He was so misunderstood. Really. Nobody was as misunderstood as he was. And his pants were too tight. He needed something to soothe his pain, like dessert. Who cared if it was only nine hundred hours? )