Plz to be reading this yuletide type person!

If the first thought you have upon returning from holiday, is "Wow, I totally should have stayed where I was!" perhaps that's not the best sign. I do hope everyone is well and all that bollocks -- Happy Belated Birthday to the most beloved sparky77! If there's anything I missed that you think might make me happy, by all means, HOOK ME UP!

I have a story idea which I hope to present to you soon (CRACK! Love the crack! Embrace the crack!) but mostly I am posting because Adrian Pasdar is Love! yuletide assignments came out while I was gone and Jesus fuck am I screwed and I wanted to leave a wee note for My Most Awesomest Yuletide-Type Person. Ahem.


Dearest yuletide type person:

HI! I hope this finds you well and not ready to string me up by my toes so you can bleed me out slowly. This is my fifth year participating in yuletide and probably the first time I've ever put "details" in my requests. I mostly did it because people seem to like direction, me, though you know, I'm not real picky. I'm sure there are lots of things I could hope to see in my story -- humor, crack, Best Friends Foreva!, more humor, slash, sarcasm, gen, humor, crack, friendship -- but the fact of the matter is that I'm pretty easy to please. I write lots of things, and I enjoy even more. The best thing you could do is to write me a story that *you* enjoyed writing, because those are the sorts of stories that always seem to turn out the best. I don't want you to feel like OMG how will I ever do this? It should be a fun experience, so, if you like it, chances are I will too.

Regards,
hackthis

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ETA: I had some requests while I was gone to re-upload the soundtracks for Under the Influence of You (Peter/Nathan Mix, Vol 1.) and The Way I Was Made (SV/TT/Superman Returns) and I don't normally do this, but like everybody knows, if you catch me at the right time on the right day, you can prolly get anything from me.

Under the Influence of You (Mediafire & SS)

The Way I Was Made (Mediafire & SS)

Clooney in 2008.

Colbert + Obama 4eva!


In a shocking election twist that *nobody* saw coming, Presidential Speechwriter Stephen Colbert has announced he is running for President against current Vice President (and Future Overlord) Barack Obama.

Well, at least in the state of South Carolina.

How exactly this will work out if Colbert wins the presidency of South Carolina isn't quite clear to this hack blogger journalist, who doesn't really want to become a citizen of the New Republic of South Carolina, but just might for a case of Americone Dream.

What *is* clear is that things are probably a bit jacked up in the White House at the moment, which is still repairing holes in the Lincoln Bedroom from the much-ballyhooed World War III over President Clooney's friendship with Clive Owen and the First Gentleman's dealings with 007. Thankfully the first family has survived this storm, and, in fact, is now denying reports that they are adopting a sibling for The Most Adorable First Son Ever.

Insiders insist Colbert's presidency run is simply his bid for attention from his current man-crush (Obama -- not long time love, White House Special Correspondent Jon Stewart) and that this will all be resolved by an Obama/Colbert presidency ticket in 2012. To which I would just like to trademark Cobama ™ and/or Obert ™ now.

The White House has, unsurprisingly, chosen not to comment on the current fiasco. In fact, when asked about who President Clooney will end up stumping for, White House Chief of Staff Ari Gold told reporters from The New York Times to, "Go fucking report on real news, like Angie finally knocking up Brad. I always knew he had the pussy in that relationship!"

We will provide further updates as they come to me they are provided.


For jaebi_lit.

For those of you who are new to these parts 'Clooney in 2008' is a exceedingly fictitious world (that only exists in random press releases) that I've created where George Clooney is President, Barack Obama is the Veep, Ari is the Chief of Staff, Oprah is the Secretary of State and Lewis Black is the Secretary of Defense. Oh and Anderson Cooper is First Gentleman because well, why not?