MSTSMF - Do Not Stand Next to Paris Hilton. Ever. (RPS, Shia/Milo, NC-17)

Song of the Day: Dans Le Sac v. Scroobius Pup 'Thou Shall Always Kill'. *Provided courtesy of slodwick

The below started off as a comment for sparky77 in response to slodwick's concern for Shia after the Milo/Paris incident, because as anybody who's read Make Sure They See My Face will tell you, you can get into a lot of trouble just by standing next to someone on a press line. And I swear I thought this was all done, but how can I let it be when they keep doing crazy shit like this?!

Milo/Shia
Make Sure They See My Face-verse (or as sparky77 likes to call it Hotass Bitch Household-verse)
Rated NC-17

( Do Not Stand Next to Paris Hilton. Ever. )