Hail to the New Chief!

With Truthiness And Justice for All!


Los Angeles, California -- President-Elect Barack Obama was in California yesterday to meet with White House Special Correspondent Jon Stewart before Stewart made his yearly attempt to resuscitate the Academy Awards. (Good luck with that, Jon!)

Sources close to the President-Elect, namely Vice President-Elect Stephen Colbert, are said to be gunning for Obama to give Stewart a place in his cabinet in the incoming administration, possibly as Vice Emperor of Manhattan or Vice-Presidental Consort or something similar.

While there's no word on the status of current Secretary of State Oprah Winfrey, Chief of Staff Ari Gold or Secretary of Defense Lewis Black, it is roundly assumed inside the Beltway that the President-Elect will stick with most of President Clooney's current staff, because if the country ain't broke, don't fix it!

In other presidential gossip, President Clooney and First Gentlemen Anderson Cooper are rumoured to be in the midst of adopting a sibling for the First Son, and this reporter would just like to tell the president that there's nothing wrong with adopting a 30-something woman as a daughter. Really. My parents won't mind!


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