I can haz beer nao?

1. I dropped a plate this afternoon. In fact, I saw it happening right before it happened. The shattered pieces mostly congregated in the same place on the floor -- except for the piece that jumped up 5'6 inches to land on my lip. Yeah, I dunno either. I really thought it was going to end with stitches, but no, just a slight scratch. It's been that sort of week.

2 & 3 ( Some spoilery swimming observations that obviously couldn't wait until I had slept first. It's a Gay Conspiracy, yo. )

4. I was sort of trying to avoid evade hide from that Michael Phelps/Ryan Lochte slash, but then thorn_scratch was all look at the gay! They do photo shoots of lust and interviews and whatnot! I shall prevail. Oh, who am I kidding?

5. I have to say, I had no idea that Water Polo was so damn violent. Every time I try to surf by though, somebody's choking somebody else or somebody looks like they just came out of a night of Fight Club. Damn, people.

6. Dear Psych,

You are so much more awesome this season than you were last season. It's like somebody put the show in a Fast Skin suit and said, "Thou Shalt Be as Gay as the Olympic Male Swimmers!"

And lo, it was all good.