Breaking news!

So. Michael Phelps is going to be hosting the season premiere of Saturday Night Live tomorrow night. You might've heard somebody talking about it somewhere. But what I have just found out is that he's not alone. OH NO.

BARACK OBAMA IS HIS GUEST HOST!

Hi. I can't stand SNL. I have never found it amusing or entertaining. Frankly, I think it's all completely overrated. But I am ON this tomorrow night. If I weren't afraid of alcohol poisoning I might even make it a drinking game. One shot everytime Michael totally screws up and another shot when Barack does something awesome, like breathing*.

On a non-partisan note: US residents, please find out when your voter registration deadline is and go sign up to vote. Please. PLEASE?! 30% of the eligible US population votes in an given election, that means your ass is important, so, go be important. If you don't vote, you can't complain later. I'm for real here.


*I should state here that I kind of expect Michael to massively tank, but I told serialkarma that if I was wrong and he killed it, I would write him a sex-filled apology. I'm putting that down, let's see if he picks it up.

Sekrit aside to defamer_atom two days late: I LOVE YOU TOO! Keep posting the shout outs up the good work!

ETA: DEAR FLIST: This new Firefox upgrade is killing me. The dropdown bar for addresses is now just my bookmarks and I don't want that! How can I be switching it back so it gives previously visited sites, b/c I have trawled all over that toolbar and I can't find it anywhere. PLZ TO HALP?

GK – Two Ships Passing in the Night (Fick/Colbert, NC-17)

This was supposed to be a three line concept showing alethialia that Brad could be convinced to catch instead of pitch as it were. It turned into five full comments of porn. Turns out five comments equals nine pages. Who knew?


Generation Kill
Fick/Colbert
Rated Porn. Yeah, no, nothing else.


Two Ships Passing in the Night


( You know Marines, we'll fuck anything. )