Inception - Lord Knows It Would Be The First Time (Eames/Arthur - PG-13)

First of all, it is maurheti's birthday. HAPPY BIRTHDAY! \O/ maurheti getting to know you has been one of the highlights of my year and I am so pleased to call you my friend (and my beta, can't forget about that). I hope the next year brings you everything your heart desires.

Second of all silverotter made art for the story I posted yesterday No One Gets Out Alive, which is awesome, because I love fanart like a crazy person. Actually, so far the Friday Recs are looking like an all art edition (with a few stories thrown in).

I was also just informed that itomaki_chan made art (second image down) for a scene from just because a man visits another man doesn't mean they're doing anything illegal (yet)

Yay for art! *\o/*

Now, in honor of maurheti's birthday I would normally have a long story here, but I posted 14,000 words of A/E yesterday, so that's not the case. But she has my rain check. So, to tie her over until then we have a, uh, thirty minute scramble inspired by Joe and his guitar.


Lord Knows It Would Be The First Time



( The Case of the Missing Arthur has superseded all other directives. )

Things Wot I Have Learned From Fandom: A List from a BOFQ

Things Wot I Have Learned From Fandom:
A List Made Up on the Fly By Somebody Who's Been Doing This Shit Way Too Long


1. Everyone is someone else's fan.

2. That story that you hate. Somebody else loves it to death.

3. That story you love. Somebody else hates it to no end.

4. You are not that good.

5. You are not that bad.

6. You can thank Eric Clapton's dad for #4 & #5

7. If you spend all your time and love and adoration poring over a story it will not be as well received as the story you wrote in two hours.

8. Fandoms change, fans do not.

9. That person you hate will always show up in your fandom. (Dammit)

10. Those people you love, you will have to drag kicking and screaming into your fandom. (But it's worth it.)

11. Do not let the person you loathe drive you out of the fandom you love. (Easier said than done).

12. There is nothing wrong with using cliches.

13. Just don't use them all at the same time.

14. Fanon is not canon.

15. No, it's not.

16. Fandom tropes are not a bible. Do not feel obligated to follow them.

17. If you don't like'em, fuck'em.

18. If they don't like you, fuck'em

19. Get a beta.

20. No really, get a beta. Get a couple if you can.

21. Your story will always have at least error. (At least mine do).

22. You will make friends.

23. You will lose friends.

24. Sometimes this will happen at the exact same time. (That's just how it goes)

25. You are not always right.

26. You are not always wrong.

27. Be careful what you say. It will come back to you.

28. Be careful who you say it to. That will come back to you too.

29. Nobody likes everybody.

30. Nobody is loved by everybody.

31. Sometimes you are going to want to say something. Get up and walk away. No. Do it now. If it's still eating you in an hour or six, then say something.

32. Say something. Anything.

33. Everybody loves feedback. Everybody. I have never met anybody who said, "Damn, I got too much feedback."

34. Think about what you say. There's no reason to be an asshole. Unless someone else is an asshole first. Wait, no. Just don't be an asshole.

35. If someone says "no," that means "no." It does not mean let me harass you about it because I am special snowflake and I should have what I want and if I keep bothering you maybe you'll give it to me.

36. Maybe we're all special snowflakes, but guess what? Fandom is a big fucking blizzard.

37. HAVE SOME MOTHERFUCKING MANNERS.

38. Treat people the way you wish to be treated.

39. Treat people the way you wish to be treated.

40. If you don't like it, stop bitching about it and make your own.

41. See #37.

42. Have fun. It's not that serious. No, really, it's not.

43. When in doubt, read #1-#42.


ETA: Notice those numbers shifting on you? That's because I keep adding things. Make that #44: You are always going to be fucking with your posts. Just accept that.