idealists are the cruelest monsters of them all.

This is an adorable fic and really fun to read. I especially like the shaving scene and the lines like "many many many moons before Detective John McClane was Detective John McClane he was just John McClane, freshman at the State University of New York. And like every good freshman, John liked to experiment. With drugs. With beer. With girls. With people who weren't girls. It didn't make him gay, it just made him him." Thank you for posting and sharing.