Five things I have to say before the day starts.

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1. andariell is the bomb shizznit, yo. She wrote me X2!, and it’s so good. Everybody go read it now!

2. tstar78 wrote this story. Actually, 'wrote' probably isn’t even the right descriptor: created. Manufactured. Took some drugs. Whatever. Go read Five Lies Your Mother Never Told You. It’s all that, kettle crisps and the happy hour special.

3. There’s this thing I want to write (Lex) but it’s being cockblocked by this other thing that I only *kinda* want to write (Bobby). Damn them. researchminion has pretty much pegged what life in my head is like these days.

4. Order of the Phoenix is out on Saturday. I’ll bet bollocks to a barn dance that I’ll be chicken scratching HP in about a week or two, meaning that some other fandom is about to get the shaft. The likely candidate? X2. When is it coming out on DVD anyway?

5. Sometimes, when I can’t write I turn to obsessedmuch. She gives me the mad hook up, AND improv words. I used to turn to ethrosdemon as well, but she’s gone all MIA with isilya. If they’re visiting a city near you in the immediate future, might I suggest you hide the valuables and lock up the children?

Gacked from pandarus


1. If you had to choose an alias, what would it be?

Sam Kavalier. Gender vague and encompassing two of my favorite fictional characters. *winks at corinna_5*

2. Where were you on 9/11?

I was not answering this question that's for sure.

3. What is your ideal vacation?

Six months on the hop: Hawaii, Japan, Bali, NZ, Thailand, Tibet, India, Prague, Greece, Amsterdam and back to London. *and new to the list: Brazil.

4. How many first cousins do you have?

Five

5. How do you take your pizza?

With mushrooms and pepperoni.

6. If you could be fluent in any foreign language (that you are not already) what would it be?

French or Portuguese. I already speak Spanish and Italian (and slang, East-End, Glasweigan and East coast (although I haven’t practiced the first two in a while))

7. What is your favorite website?

http://www.obsessedmuch.net. Perhaps you’ve heard of it.

8. If you could experience another era of history, which would it be?

Oh, hell no. I’ll go forward, no interest in going back.

9. What is your favorite genre of movies?

N/A. I like what I like, that’s pretty much it.

10. If you could have any one superpower, what would it be?

I’m thinking apparating would make life dead simple. Much more sleeping in. Barring that, I’ll take a supermetabolism.

11. Can you whistle?

It took me 20 years, but yes.

12. If you could be any animal for a day, what would it be?

George Clooney’s pet pig.

13. Who is your favorite fictional character?

Uh. Books or film or fandom? Miss Elizabeth Bennett, Data (Goonies) and Lex.

14. Star Wars or Star Trek?

Star Wars, yo. What kind of question is that? That’s like asking if I prefer sex or celibacy.

15. What is your favorite beverage?

Raspberry Stoli is always welcome at my house, however, woman can not live by vodka alone. Orange juice maybe. Tea.

16. What brand of toothpaste do you use?

Whatever’s cheap.

17. What is your favorite professional sports team?

Liiiiiiiiverpooooooooool. Liiiiverpoooooool.

18. Are you "indoorsy" or "outdoorsy"?

Really depends on the activity, you know? I’m not going rock climbing in my living room, but I’d rather not watch QAF in the middle of Yosemite either.

19. What is your earliest childhood memory?

Watching the Muppet Show with my mum.

20. If you could play any musical instrument, what would it be?

I play the guitar, but I am lazy. So, I’d like to be good enough where my being lazy won’t set me back three years. Baring that, the piano, it’s so fucking elegant.

21. What's your favorite accent?

Hmmm. Scottish by several receding hairlines. Voice is extremely important to me though: a little husky at times, good enuciation, etc.

22. When you were little, what did you want to be when you grew up?

I dunno, ask me when I grow up.

23. Are you a dog person or a cat person?

Dogs. I am all about the dog love.

24. If they were making a movie or TV show of your life, who would you choose to play you?

The bastard love child of Sharon Stone and Chris Tucker. Oh, wait. That’s me. A bit moot really, innit?

25. What is your favorite element (earth, fire, water or air)?

Air.

26. If you could compete in any event in the Olympics (summer or winter) what would it be?

Randomized bar hopping.

27. What is your favorite Sunday comic strip?

Boondocks, Zits, Liberty Meadows.

28. What kind of music do you listen to?

Heh. *cracks knuckles* There is Jeff, and then there is everybody else. Everybody meaning: Ryan Adams, The Charlatans, Eminem, The Chemical Brothers, Sondre Lerche, The Verve, The Bluetones, Jurassic 5, Nas, BEP, Tribe Called Quest, Gomez, Radiohead, Counting Crows, Morcheeba, Portishead, Sting, Stereophonics (but not recently, I must say), U2, RHCP, Coldplay, Elbow, Doves, Groove Armada and various others.

29. What is your favorite breakfast cereal?

It varies, sometimes Froot Loops, sometimes Kix.

30. What is your worst habit?

I’m a lazy, procrastinating fucker.

Comments

[barely-bean.livejournal.com]

*tacklehugs* You recced me! Dude, I'm reeling. Thank you!

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*tacklehugs* You recced me! Dude, I'm reeling. Thank you!

Sweetie, that's one of the best stories I've read in quite a while, I think reccing it is the least I can do.

[babyofthegroup.livejournal.com]

You are so not allowed to drop X2. Think of Bobby! And John! And their... whatever! (I'd say "true, true love", except I think it's more fucked-up than that)

So you can't stop with X2.

please?

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

You are so not allowed to drop X2. Think of Bobby! And John! And their... whatever! (I'd say "true, true love", except I think it's more fucked-up than that)

So you can't stop with X2.

please?

Awww. *pets* It's not forever, probably just until the spell wears off from HP.

[barely-bean.livejournal.com]

3. There’s this thing I want to write (Lex) but it’s being cockblocked by this other thing that I only *kinda* want to write (Bobby)

Any Bobby/Lex is not at all possible?

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3. There’s this thing I want to write (Lex) but it’s being cockblocked by this other thing that I only *kinda* want to write (Bobby)

Any Bobby/Lex is not at all possible?

*laughs* Only if Bobby's coming to rescue Lex off the desert island I just stuck him on.

[resmin.livejournal.com]

hee.
Just stay away from sharp pointy objects kay?

And I'm oddly looking forward to more HP from you. I seem to have missed the Harry train the first go round.

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And I'm oddly looking forward to more HP from you. I seem to have missed the Harry train the first go round.

Im a strange way, I'm looking forward to it as well. A bit like the way I don't mind going to the dentist because they give me drugs. *winks*

[resmin.livejournal.com]

Wow.
My dentist just gives me a toothbrush and a lollipop.
*kicks in direction of dentist*

[redfirecracker.livejournal.com]

2. Where were you on 9/11?

I was not answering this question that's for sure.

I can tell you where you were . . . in front of your computer, reassuring me that no one was going to blow up the library with me in it. :)

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2. Where were you on 9/11?

I was not answering this question that's for sure.

I can tell you where you were . . . in front of your computer, reassuring me that no one was going to blow up the library with me in it. :)

Yes, but that was later on in the day, after I'd raided other people's liquor cabinents and lost my mind trying to ring my mum in Manhattan.

Re:

[redfirecracker.livejournal.com]

No, it was fairly early. Before 11:15am, at least, because that's what time the director sent all us Jersey people home -- before the PTB shut down the bridges the way they were talking about at the time.

Although I guess that's not too early to be raiding the liquor cabinets. :)

[poor-choices.livejournal.com]

*scans music* Mmm... Verve fan! Chash likes The Verve, yes she does. And U2!! I feel I need to get more Jeff. I am totally in love with his version of "Hallelujah." And then bands I have begun to dabble in... must download the ones I haven't got, because dude, you seem to have some good taste.