Just your friendly neighborhood pimp

[hackthis_archive]

So, ethrosdemon made this post about people who friended her and then never said jack shit, and then she and I were talking about that, and I was like ‘Dude, I’ve got that happening, too. Why is that? Is my rep that bad? I paid a lot of money to have my record expunged, you know. If my lawyer isn't doing his job, I want to know so I can sack him.’

So, yeah.

I’m not trying to hate on anybody who’s just here for the fic, I mean that’s pretty much all that’s here anyway. If you're looking for somebody to get all personal, you should probably go elsewhere simply because that's not my thing. This LJ is just about me writing what the hell I want, when I want, but I’m dead curious why y'all are reading this and what kind of fic y’all are after. Are you working for Simon & Schuster? Are you about to give me a book deal, or better yet are you from DC Comics because I can give you some mad comic ideas? What’s your story? (I like stories, hook me up, don't salt my game.)


Random notes: Jeff Buckley is my musical hero. Seth is my sartorial twin, but I share a brain with both he and Lex. I would like to own a marginal percentage of Shady and/or Lost Highway Records. I prefer Green Park, the Northern Line and I support LFC.

Comments

[serialkarma.livejournal.com]

Dude, people friend me every time I write porn. That's why I do it, don't you know? It's all a giant plot to get more lj friends.
Next up I'm going to write an epic PWP (is that an oxymoron?) involving Seth, Clark, Lex, Draco, Harry, Neville, Ephram, that hot guy from Hardcore Logo, Dom, Elijah, Hugh Jackman, Alan Cumming, and possibly Spike from Cowboy Bebop. Just you wait. It's gonna rock.

[wickedcherub.livejournal.com]

Oh. Do that, and I am *so* friending you.

I'd also consider adding Spike from Buffy. He's always a huge drawcard. :)

[serialkarma.livejournal.com]

I'd also consider adding Spike from Buffy. He's always a huge drawcard.

Ah, but see, it might get confusing with Spike from Cowboy Bebop. Can't have that.

*goes off to sleepplot*

[wickedcherub.livejournal.com]

Hmm.. well, if it's an epic PWP, you could just refer to them as the Peroxided Man, and the sharply drawn black haired man. It would make for really smoothly written sex scenes, I swear.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

If I could I would friend you again, just to entice you to write me some porn. Just saying.

[serialkarma.livejournal.com]

I am always open to temptationsuggestions.