*sharpening knives*

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I woke *up* cranky. I have an arsenal of sporks beside me, just waiting for eyeballs. And then I read the mofo's in charge are changing The O.C. timeslot (again) and upgraded my sporks to knives. Big, fuck-off shiny ones. Ones that look like they could skin a crocodile.

What the fucking fuck is that shit! What am I supposed to do now?

(I admit I've been a little lax on the Angel love, but it's the only Joss show on the air anymore. It's a fucking endangered species!)

Sigh. Also, it is fearlessdiva’s birthday and I have no present ready for her. This is bad; I feel like a wicked slacker. So, you know, I prostrate myself (while still sharpening my knives): whatever you want, baby, just ask. It’s the least I can do in the face of your greatness and brilliance and you know, HAPPY BIRTHDAY to one of the best divas I know.

Okay, back to being cranky now. Again, I ask What the Fucking Shit is This?. Hello, invasion of privacy or something. Ok, sedate me now.

Knives. I need more knives.

Edited to note: If you have not read serrico's Hostage, you are SO missing the fuck out.

And yes, lots of bad words is definitely a sign of my crankiness.

Comments

[aelita.livejournal.com]

*gives away her knives* Here you go. After reaching that website, I'm off to pick up my 9mm Glock.

[semisuper.livejournal.com]

it's not opposite Smallville, though; am I missing something? do you watch Angel? cause Smallville's right before it now, at 8, baby. at least where I live.

I am off to make you a present now. I will return with gifts. &love.

*and hugs*

[rihani.livejournal.com]

I hate Fox. They have got the worst people ever running their programming dept. *sighs* At least I wasn't really too keen on watching West Wing this season... :(

Oh, and the other site? *hands you some sharpened knives, grabs her sword*

[serialkarma.livejournal.com]

Oy, I have a headache now. *sighs*

On the good hand, though (are there good hands? Maybe only in Night of the Hunter), that little site can't seem to find me. My people are doing something right.

[imaginarytiff.livejournal.com]

OMG!!!!!!!!!!

*looks for bomb-making kit*

[torchthisnow.livejournal.com]

I woke *up* cranky. I have an arsenal of sporks beside me, just waiting for eyeballs. And then I read the mofo's in charge are changing The O.C. timeslot (again) and upgraded my sporks to knives. Big, fuck-off shiny ones. Ones that look like they could skin a crocodile.

I'll sharpen those for you, if you're in the market. Because I am freaking PISSED OFF about this. WHY does it have to conflict with ANGEL? Why do people have to make me play favorites?! Why must Wesley compete with Seth? Can't we all just get along?

Fucking FOX bastards. They always have to screw with Whedon. Grrr. Grrrrrrr!

[shellies.livejournal.com]

way to fuck up my wednesday evenings, fox. you suck.

(now which one do i tape? angel? oc? angel? oc?)

[esorlehcar.livejournal.com]

I woke *up* cranky. I have an arsenal of sporks beside me, just waiting for eyeballs. And then I read the mofo's in charge are changing The O.C. timeslot (again) and upgraded my sporks to knives. Big, fuck-off shiny ones. Ones that look like they could skin a crocodile.

FUCK ME. It's against Angel. It's against West Wing. And it's against Jake 2.0. My soon-to-be-ex-roommate and I were already figuring out way to divide the workload between our TiVos.

Argh. We're going to end up splitting this one-hour time slot between three TiVos, two apartments, and god knows how many nights, and it's all going to be complicated and annoying.

Goddamn Fox. They're doing this on purpose to make my life difficult.

[fearlessdiva.livejournal.com]

Dude, considering that I took about twenty years to finish your birthday present, no worries.

Thanks for the kind thoughts. Your continued presence on lj is gift enough.