“Everybody’s out for themselves.”
Oct. 31st, 2003 02:10 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
hackthis_archiveI am currently doing the Cabbage Patch Dance of Happiness. Why?
1. Bagels with lox spread and root beer for breakfast. Do not knock it until you try it.
2. Updated Dysfunctional with Telegraph Avenue. That was mad coding people.
3. Warrior Angel and Devilicus do Southpark! Or![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
goss does Warrior Angel. Or something like that. Whatever, just behold, damnit.
4. Thirty Second Crushes. Y’all know what those are right? When you just randomly fall in love with some person you see on the street or animal or idea, and then you’re over it? Those are the best. It happened this morning with this high school kid I passed on the street who was cursing about something. He was very Ephram-esque. No, this is not indicative of any jailbait issues, damnit.
I admit freely that I have Jailbait Issues.
5. It’s Protection from Pornography Week. I keep reading that as Protection for Pornography Week. That’s right, protect your porn by writing stories about it! *nods head*
6. There’s streaming audio for the new Ryan Adams album, Rock N Roll on VH1. I was “afeared” since he was going massively electric, but no more fear. It’s my baby! No wonder I’m wearing one of his concert tees today. *adores*
7. Boxer briefs. *wheezes*serialkarma is a wrong wrong wrong (yes, a three time offender) pimptastic woman.
1. Bagels with lox spread and root beer for breakfast. Do not knock it until you try it.
2. Updated Dysfunctional with Telegraph Avenue. That was mad coding people.
3. Warrior Angel and Devilicus do Southpark! Or
goss does Warrior Angel. Or something like that. Whatever, just behold, damnit.4. Thirty Second Crushes. Y’all know what those are right? When you just randomly fall in love with some person you see on the street or animal or idea, and then you’re over it? Those are the best. It happened this morning with this high school kid I passed on the street who was cursing about something. He was very Ephram-esque. No, this is not indicative of any jailbait issues, damnit.
I admit freely that I have Jailbait Issues.
5. It’s Protection from Pornography Week. I keep reading that as Protection for Pornography Week. That’s right, protect your porn by writing stories about it! *nods head*
6. There’s streaming audio for the new Ryan Adams album, Rock N Roll on VH1. I was “afeared” since he was going massively electric, but no more fear. It’s my baby! No wonder I’m wearing one of his concert tees today. *adores*
7. Boxer briefs. *wheezes*
serialkarma is a wrong wrong wrong (yes, a three time offender) pimptastic woman.
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Date: 2003-10-31 02:20 pm (UTC)I, too, suffer from the 30-second crushes, usually on boys that are much too, much too young for me.
No, this is not indicative of any jailbait issues, damnit. I admit freely that I have Jailbait Issues.
At least the handbasket to Our Very Special Hell is cozy and populated with cool peeps!
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Date: 2003-10-31 02:45 pm (UTC)No, this is not indicative of any jailbait issues, damnit. I admit freely that I have Jailbait Issues.
At least the handbasket to Our Very Special Hell is cozy and populated with cool peeps!
I try to stay away from that, I mean why tempt myself with what will surely get me sent me to jail? But he was trying to shoot his mouth of for some girls he was with and I was just like 'okay, stop being cute. I'm 10 years older than you at this point. I shouldn't find this stupidty endearing by now!'
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Date: 2003-10-31 02:48 pm (UTC)I think that's how my husband gets away with so much shit. He shaves and looks about 17. Damn him for knowing me so well!
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Date: 2003-10-31 02:27 pm (UTC)yes, indeed. what Queen said. Also, behold the icon. it's scary, no?.
And the thirty-second crushes thing too. Last night there were about a million far too good-looking high school boys on the train. I don't know where they came from, but that's when I finally admitted I had a problem. I blame Seth and Ephram, frankly.
7. Boxer briefs. *wheezes* serialkarma is a wrong wrong wrong (yes, a three time offender) pimptastic woman.
*cackling* still need that oxygen? yeah, me too. now I want some porn, dammit! what are you waiting for?
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Date: 2003-10-31 02:48 pm (UTC)I normally don't see that many so I don't have to think about this, normally my 30 seconds lean towards babies, pets, and girls, but I have been informed that I am too young, too selfish and too straight to actually take any of it seriously.
7. Boxer briefs. *wheezes* serialkarma is a wrong wrong wrong (yes, a three time offender) pimptastic woman.
*cackling* still need that oxygen? yeah, me too. now I want some porn, dammit! what are you waiting for?
Me? Dude, hear that clanking? It's the sound of handcuffs!
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Date: 2003-10-31 02:28 pm (UTC)Oh, damn, it really is 'from' not 'for'? LOL I stumbled upon that a couple of times and I read 'for' and I was sure it was 'for'. Heee!
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Date: 2003-10-31 02:48 pm (UTC)It is so 'for', the Shrub does not fool me.
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Date: 2003-10-31 03:57 pm (UTC)*coughs* (http://theocslash.dynamiconomy.com/)
Dude! Your layout! <3!
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Date: 2003-10-31 05:27 pm (UTC)The same thing happened here when I read it the first time. Hey! Maybe there should be a campaign for real!