Glee.

[hackthis_archive]

*SV people, happyminion wrote me this cracking story because I was on the verge of a mad rage blackout. It has Warrior Angel shizznit! And it’s hot! Read it, damnit.! (I will forgive her some blasphemous things cos it is indeed that good). *adores*

*serialkarma has started work on this OC story, of which I’ve seen approximately two paragraphs, but I know this is going to be all that and a bottle of tequila on the house. Really. Laughs. Hotness. And more laughs.

This is my way of forcing her to write it cos now people will be looking for it. Ha!

*Was somebody going to actually tell me about Alias, or were you trying to like hide it from me, cos dude. I want a Sark! I saw the start of season one, but then they started putting all these other shows opposite and I only just rediscovered it at the start of this season, and again, I say, dude, I want a Sark! He's hot, he's obviously hella devious, and he's English: he's my soulmate!

*20 icons? Break me off a piece of that.

*This week I will write porn. I don't know what fandom or when, but I will write some. It might be the only thing I write though, cos all my muses have run like roaches when the kitchen light gets turned on.


NB: Is LJ ever going to stop being a punk bitch and *actually* accept entry edits, or what?

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[serialkarma.livejournal.com]

This is my way of forcing her to write it cos now people will be looking for it. Ha!

*snerk* for once I don't have to be bribed, cajoled, threatened or forced. This story seems to be writing itself. Expect more v.v. soon, if this deadline at work doesn't kick my ass.

I say, dude, I want a Sark! He's hot, he's obviously hella devious, and he's English: he's my soulmate!

I was watching last night and almost emailed you about him, because yes, yes he is. I didn't see the Hot until this season when he cut his hair. Also, did you know he's like 22 in real life? He's just a baby. Crazy, ain't it?

This week I will write porn. I don't know what fandom or when, but I will write some.

I'm gonna hold you to this, you know.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

I was watching last night and almost emailed you about him, because yes, yes he is. I didn't see the Hot until this season when he cut his hair. Also, did you know he's like 22 in real life? He's just a baby. Crazy, ain't it?

Why didn't you say something, we could've been squeeing stupidly all morning long?! Also, I thought you were BSing about the 22 thing, and then I went to imdb. He's from Oregon? WTF is that? Oregon by way of where, Kent? Also, he's a baby. He's closer to my little sister's age than mine.

*sing-song voice* It's those damn jailbait issues, arising again.

[serialkarma.livejournal.com]

Also, he's a baby. He's closer to my little sister's age than mine.

Why would I BS you about the age thing? Dude, he is *younger* than my little brother, which for a long time was always the cut off point, but I think at this stage in the game that idea has to go out the window. Seth and Ephram pretty much took care of that.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

which for a long time was always the cut off point

Seven year rule. Take your age, divide by two and add seven. That is your cut-off.

[serialkarma.livejournal.com]

Okay, so I just had to get out a calculator. That's sad. But hey! It comes out to closeenoughforme.

[torchthisnow.livejournal.com]

This sucks. My cutoff age is 16.

Then again, I never actually wanted to date 16 year old guys when I WAS 16 (which was all of two years go). And seeing as all my boys are at least 19...yeah, I'm going to stop talking now, before people decide to deprive me of porn or something.

[serialkarma.livejournal.com]

*pets the young'un*

sweetie, if this *were* an issue for you, I'd worry.

and speaking of porn...detention porn? ring a bell?*g*

[torchthisnow.livejournal.com]

Hee. I'm happy it's not. I could legally have sex with both Ephram AND Seth. You know, if they weren't fictional.

Wait, no, dammit, I couldn't, because 18 counts. Ah, well, I'm close enough.

*g* Yes, it rings a bell, and I'm actually working on it right at this moment. Although we haven't gotten to the porn just yet. For clarification purposes, does the porn actually have to be IN detention, or can it be post-detention? Hee.

[sundaysunday.livejournal.com]

That icon.

Dude.

"I don't want to LEEEEEEEAVE the TAABLLEE!!!"

Man, I gotta go upload icons now.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

That icon.

Dude.

"I don't want to LEEEEEEEAVE the TAABLLEE!!!"

Man, I gotta go upload icons now.

I had the icon way before I ever saw the movie because I loved the image. Actually, I only saw the movie recently at happyminion's place, and we watched most of the movie on fast forward, and then before Dick comes on the screen, she prefaces by saying something about how I'm going to love him, because he reminds her of me, and then I met Dick and I was like, "oh-kay." Clearly we both need to be commited to the psych ward. But yes, I love Dick. Heh.

[sundaysunday.livejournal.com]

The movie is a giant pile of suck that I speed through for the parts with the Somerhalder.

The Faith scene is one of my favoritest things ever though.

You don't seem very psycho to me.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

The movie is a giant pile of suck that I speed through for the parts with the Somerhalder.

Those are the only parts we watched, too!

The Faith scene is one of my favoritest things ever though.

You don't seem very psycho to me.

Less with the psycho and more with the off-the-wall banter, and desire to enable everyone into a life of debauchery. Debauchery is good for you; like apples and skim milk.

[sundaysunday.livejournal.com]

Debauchery is good for you; like apples and skim milk.

Which is amusing, because apples and skim milk have absolutely no place in debauchery whatsoever.

[wyoluvr.livejournal.com]

write Sark porn! doooo it, you know you wanna. it's the new thing, you know. or it could be, if you made it happen.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

You hush. Damn enabler. I've only seen like six episodes, and I already have my fingers and toes in plenty of other pies.

He is pretty though, isn't he?

[wyoluvr.livejournal.com]

but Sark and Lex woud be so delicious and diabolical and kinda evil, dontcha think? dude, we hardly ever see Sark. he's quite engimatic. it'd be hard to fuck up.

soooo pretty. have you seen him from season 3? shaved head. it kills.

Sark and Alias

[randomeliza.livejournal.com]

Okay, hi. I don't normally leave comments in the LiveJournals of people I don't know. I had to this time, however, because you're not just writing stories that I love near-obsessively (Telegraph Avenue? Fucking awesome) but you're talking about my actual obsession, which is Sark. My main fandom is Alias, specifically the Sark Harem (and by the way? You've got a long line to stand in before you get one. *grins*) and I can't believe you've lived your entire life without having discovered the Hotness That Is Sark. Anyway, in case you haven't already found them, there are some sites that you might be interested in -- the people over at Sarkgasm (http://www.sarkgasm.com) run the most kickass fic archive (all het, but extremely good) as well as an extremely snarky forum and a few other attractions. Dark Enigma (http://www.aliasfan.com/sark/) is another great Sark-devoted site, with a comprehensive fic archive, screencaps, info and links around the Sarkloving world. And, yeah. There isn't a lot of slash in the fandom, for some reason, but... if you're looking for a fandom to write porn for, might I suggest some Sark/Simon slash? (Simon "died" -- in Alias, you're never quite sure -- in the last episode, but in the short time he was on he took his shirt off, spoke with a Spikeesque accent, checked out Sark's ass, and was just generally hot.) Because many in the fandom have been wondering when someone is going to get to writing that, and since I can't write slash...

Anyway, love your fic, and I'm glad you've finally discovered Alias (and especially the Hotness That Is Sark). Welcome to the Harem.

Re: Sark and Alias

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

*laughs* Line, what line? I don't do waiting.

As for the Alias fandom, I think I have my fingers and toes in more than enough pies right now, but I'm always looking for a good read or six.

I'll definitely give the websites a good investigation though, thanks for the heads up, and I'm glad you enjoyed 'Telegraph Avenue.'

[happyminion.livejournal.com]

The casting, the casting. I apologize a thousand times for the casting. BUT!!! You have to know that my mind was sitting there whirling thinking of the *worst* possible people to cast according to Z, and who the studios would be dumb enough to think would bring them box office records. Then I laughed myself sick, because...well, I've seen pictures of Matthew bald, yo. I love him, but I love him conditionally--with his fucking *hair*, man.

Anyway, there was MUCH love put into that story, so I'm glad you liked it. And thank you for the rec. Not the point of giving it, but I'm grateful anyway. *hugs*

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

The casting, the casting. I apologize a thousand times for the casting. BUT!!! You have to know that my mind was sitting there whirling thinking of the *worst* possible people to cast according to Z, and who the studios would be dumb enough to think would bring them box office records. Then I laughed myself sick, because...well, I've seen pictures of Matthew bald, yo. I love him, but I love him conditionally--with his fucking *hair*, man.

You really out did yourself, because I physically recoiled and started shouting at the screen, so yeah, you could call that effective. *winks* That would be such a Hollywood thing too, and then there would be firebombings. And also, thank you. Thankyouthankyouthankyou.

[resmin.livejournal.com]

The line for Sark started awhile ago. However the line for Vaughn has gotten much shorter. Perhaps you should try that one? ;) Seriously though, if you want to read up on some outstanding commentary and such, let me know. I'd be happy to point out some people to save you the trouble.

As for the porn? Go for Sark. Sark/Alison or Sark/Vaughn. Shit I'd be happy with Sark/Marshall. *pauses, contemplates image* Um, maybe not that last one.

[torchthisnow.livejournal.com]

Sark is very much The Sexy, and I feel your pain, seeing as MY friends kept the joys of Alias from me until the beginning of this season.

But.

I'm in the Weiss camp. I can't help it. He's snarky and he makes pizza and he buys rare editions of books. He looks equally good in body armor, expensive suits, and hockey gear. Weiss is the man I cheated on Seth with over hiatus.

Seth's recovering, since I'm writing him Ryanporn as an apology.

[barely-bean.livejournal.com]

*Was somebody going to actually tell me about Alias, or were you trying to like hide it from me, cos dude. I want a Sark!

*laughs* Dude, doesn't everyone?

Go bug celli! She's supposed to be writing Lex/Sark.

[kattiya.livejournal.com]

*This week I will write porn. I don't know what fandom or when, but I will write some.

ahem. *clears throat* what about lex in the benz? now, no pressure or anything since i know you really haven't been feeling sv lately, but isn't your muse the tiniest bit inspired by Dysfunctional!Lex? throw the boy in that car with some angst and...*brain explody moment*

what happened to the new LJ? i told you it was buggy didn't i? i hope it didn't do some weird crashy thing.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

I finally got an idea for the Benz thing, but then don't you know this nasty thing called work got in the way. Fucking typical.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

All right, little miss memememe. It's definitely dysfunctional, just not in the way you probably are thinking of: Engine Envy (http://www.livejournal.com/users/hackthis/150273.html?mode=reply).