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hackthis_archiveI should be in bed. I should not be drinking, but dammit, who cares? It’s true what they say -- nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition, kids... unless it’s suddenly taken on an eerie resemblance to a proctology exam.
The Good
+Are you a Trojan man, Ryan? *dies laughing* I know some people who *really* want to know.
+Seth’s Soul Train line in his robe. Priceless. That is so fic money. Wait until Ryan catches him practicing in the bathroom.
+Fried food and beer is your friend! Your best friend.
+”You have to get in.” And to think Luke was talking about the car!
+Anna and Summer bonding. Wheee!
+I liked Anna’s star earrings (for a change).
+I love that Looney Tunes with the monster in it. Why was Seth faking like he wasn’t watching?
+So, Luke, now that you’ve had the smackdown as opposed to giving it to somebody, namely Seth, how about them apples?
+Sandy’s porn stash on the PC. SEE! I am vindicated, they have the PC, Seth has a Mac. HA!
+”I’m still Seth Cohen.“ That closing scene with the four of them was sooooo money. *loves on show*
The Bad
+Anna, baby, don’t kill any more Sesame Street characters to use their fur as hats, okay?
+How distressed was Seth when he thought Ryan was becoming friends with his tormentor? How distressed was Sandy to learn about the kissage second-hand? How distressed did everybody else’s distress make me? How much have I had to drink tonight?
WTF
+Normally a Lexus dealer wouldn’t put a Mustang (hello, Henry Ford) on his showroom floor, thereby taking away valuable space for *his* merchandise.
+[random]Jessica Alba as a dancer a la Flashdance? [insert the hurling here][/random]
Nuts
*chants* IdontlikeLukealittle. IdontlikeLukealittle. (repeats 100 times) Why isn’t it working!
+I don’t see the dirtywrongness of Ryan & Luke. No. And especially no Ryan/Marissa/Luke. No. Definitely of the bad.
Questions that have been bugging me for weeks
+Since Jimmy is way pobre and has no employment, how the hell is he paying for that apartment?
Next week: Ryan comes closer to his Oedipial destiny by dating hismotherMarissa. Daddy Warbucks tries to break up our happy home. Marissa fails Kleptomania 101, and Seth has to make a decision that will affect the rest of his life. Or at least his sex life.
The Good
+Are you a Trojan man, Ryan? *dies laughing* I know some people who *really* want to know.
+Seth’s Soul Train line in his robe. Priceless. That is so fic money. Wait until Ryan catches him practicing in the bathroom.
+Fried food and beer is your friend! Your best friend.
+”You have to get in.” And to think Luke was talking about the car!
+Anna and Summer bonding. Wheee!
+I liked Anna’s star earrings (for a change).
+I love that Looney Tunes with the monster in it. Why was Seth faking like he wasn’t watching?
+So, Luke, now that you’ve had the smackdown as opposed to giving it to somebody, namely Seth, how about them apples?
+Sandy’s porn stash on the PC. SEE! I am vindicated, they have the PC, Seth has a Mac. HA!
+”I’m still Seth Cohen.“ That closing scene with the four of them was sooooo money. *loves on show*
The Bad
+Anna, baby, don’t kill any more Sesame Street characters to use their fur as hats, okay?
+How distressed was Seth when he thought Ryan was becoming friends with his tormentor? How distressed was Sandy to learn about the kissage second-hand? How distressed did everybody else’s distress make me? How much have I had to drink tonight?
WTF
+Normally a Lexus dealer wouldn’t put a Mustang (hello, Henry Ford) on his showroom floor, thereby taking away valuable space for *his* merchandise.
+[random]Jessica Alba as a dancer a la Flashdance? [insert the hurling here][/random]
Nuts
*chants* IdontlikeLukealittle. IdontlikeLukealittle. (repeats 100 times) Why isn’t it working!
+I don’t see the dirtywrongness of Ryan & Luke. No. And especially no Ryan/Marissa/Luke. No. Definitely of the bad.
Questions that have been bugging me for weeks
+Since Jimmy is way pobre and has no employment, how the hell is he paying for that apartment?
Next week: Ryan comes closer to his Oedipial destiny by dating his
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Yogalates.
Date: 2003-11-26 07:16 pm (UTC)I have to squee with the Canadians. And they're no fun*.
I totally yelled "Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition" at my computer when I saw that. Man.
*To any Canadians who may read this. I am just kidding.
Re: Yogalates.
Date: 2003-11-26 08:23 pm (UTC)Re: Yogalates.
Date: 2003-11-26 08:30 pm (UTC)Besides, y'all know you're better than the US. You've got a better national anthem and hockey and Degrassi.
Re: Yogalates.
Date: 2003-11-26 08:33 pm (UTC)PS yogalates
Re: Yogalates.
Date: 2003-11-26 08:37 pm (UTC)On purpose is another story.
Florida? Ew.
See?
Yogalates!
Re: Yogalates.
Date: 2003-11-28 04:20 pm (UTC)Not so! Florida has, at the moment, me drinking Louis Jadot sans glass, way too much shitty beer, cigarettes I am bumming from, among other people, my dad, and really weird people with insane ideas. Also, good weather. You probably don't care, I realize this, but I'm
drunktipsy, and feel compelled to defend Florida when it is, in fact, cool. At least at the moment.Sailors are fucking nuts, man. This is why I love them.
Zahra are you entertained yet? You should be.
Marleigh, you rock, ignore me. But you IM drunk, so I'm just returning the favor.*mwah to you both*
Re: Yogalates.
Date: 2003-12-01 09:38 am (UTC)You have *no* idea.
Re: Yogalates.
Date: 2003-11-27 04:09 pm (UTC)Re: Yogalates.
Date: 2003-12-03 10:22 am (UTC)Re: Yogalates.
Date: 2003-12-03 11:25 am (UTC)*thinks*
*sighs*
Well. Okay. You are my hero. I'll share. But you gotta tell everyone how rad I am. :D
Re: Yogalates.
Date: 2003-12-03 11:32 am (UTC)I was kidding, sweetie, it was just so friggin cute that I nearly died. Where'd it come from?
Re: Yogalates.
Date: 2003-12-03 11:41 am (UTC)It's sort of spoilery, but I hadn't used my other OC icon in a while and when I gave the new one the same keyword I didn't think some people would be going back and reading commets from a week ago. Of course, you were also out of town so I should have known better.
Anyway. Not telling the context because that would be disaster. It's bad enough you know it exists.