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hackthis_archiveI should be in bed. I should not be drinking, but dammit, who cares? It’s true what they say -- nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition, kids... unless it’s suddenly taken on an eerie resemblance to a proctology exam.
The Good
+Are you a Trojan man, Ryan? *dies laughing* I know some people who *really* want to know.
+Seth’s Soul Train line in his robe. Priceless. That is so fic money. Wait until Ryan catches him practicing in the bathroom.
+Fried food and beer is your friend! Your best friend.
+”You have to get in.” And to think Luke was talking about the car!
+Anna and Summer bonding. Wheee!
+I liked Anna’s star earrings (for a change).
+I love that Looney Tunes with the monster in it. Why was Seth faking like he wasn’t watching?
+So, Luke, now that you’ve had the smackdown as opposed to giving it to somebody, namely Seth, how about them apples?
+Sandy’s porn stash on the PC. SEE! I am vindicated, they have the PC, Seth has a Mac. HA!
+”I’m still Seth Cohen.“ That closing scene with the four of them was sooooo money. *loves on show*
The Bad
+Anna, baby, don’t kill any more Sesame Street characters to use their fur as hats, okay?
+How distressed was Seth when he thought Ryan was becoming friends with his tormentor? How distressed was Sandy to learn about the kissage second-hand? How distressed did everybody else’s distress make me? How much have I had to drink tonight?
WTF
+Normally a Lexus dealer wouldn’t put a Mustang (hello, Henry Ford) on his showroom floor, thereby taking away valuable space for *his* merchandise.
+[random]Jessica Alba as a dancer a la Flashdance? [insert the hurling here][/random]
Nuts
*chants* IdontlikeLukealittle. IdontlikeLukealittle. (repeats 100 times) Why isn’t it working!
+I don’t see the dirtywrongness of Ryan & Luke. No. And especially no Ryan/Marissa/Luke. No. Definitely of the bad.
Questions that have been bugging me for weeks
+Since Jimmy is way pobre and has no employment, how the hell is he paying for that apartment?
Next week: Ryan comes closer to his Oedipial destiny by dating hismotherMarissa. Daddy Warbucks tries to break up our happy home. Marissa fails Kleptomania 101, and Seth has to make a decision that will affect the rest of his life. Or at least his sex life.
The Good
+Are you a Trojan man, Ryan? *dies laughing* I know some people who *really* want to know.
+Seth’s Soul Train line in his robe. Priceless. That is so fic money. Wait until Ryan catches him practicing in the bathroom.
+Fried food and beer is your friend! Your best friend.
+”You have to get in.” And to think Luke was talking about the car!
+Anna and Summer bonding. Wheee!
+I liked Anna’s star earrings (for a change).
+I love that Looney Tunes with the monster in it. Why was Seth faking like he wasn’t watching?
+So, Luke, now that you’ve had the smackdown as opposed to giving it to somebody, namely Seth, how about them apples?
+Sandy’s porn stash on the PC. SEE! I am vindicated, they have the PC, Seth has a Mac. HA!
+”I’m still Seth Cohen.“ That closing scene with the four of them was sooooo money. *loves on show*
The Bad
+Anna, baby, don’t kill any more Sesame Street characters to use their fur as hats, okay?
+How distressed was Seth when he thought Ryan was becoming friends with his tormentor? How distressed was Sandy to learn about the kissage second-hand? How distressed did everybody else’s distress make me? How much have I had to drink tonight?
WTF
+Normally a Lexus dealer wouldn’t put a Mustang (hello, Henry Ford) on his showroom floor, thereby taking away valuable space for *his* merchandise.
+[random]Jessica Alba as a dancer a la Flashdance? [insert the hurling here][/random]
Nuts
*chants* IdontlikeLukealittle. IdontlikeLukealittle. (repeats 100 times) Why isn’t it working!
+I don’t see the dirtywrongness of Ryan & Luke. No. And especially no Ryan/Marissa/Luke. No. Definitely of the bad.
Questions that have been bugging me for weeks
+Since Jimmy is way pobre and has no employment, how the hell is he paying for that apartment?
Next week: Ryan comes closer to his Oedipial destiny by dating his
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Date: 2003-11-26 07:19 pm (UTC)The way the rumors spread in the OC and the lenght of the township memory, it might very well be the rest of his life. *g*