Ducks in a row.

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Item #1

I will never forgive esorlehcar for having me consider Billy and Elwood as a viable LOTRips option. Words cannot begin to explain my inherent horror in realizing that I’m actually contemplating ideas and improv words for these two.

I hope you meet a Balrog on the way home, for shame.


Item #2

I do not expect to write SV or OC for a bit. I shall, however, undertake a deathquest for someone in HP-verse, which to those of you who've been around since I started writing HP is perhaps not quite as adventurous as it might sound. As always, I’m not sure who will be my lucky punter, but I do feel the urge to kill someone, and HP-verse is always conducive to mass murder and the afterlife. Ergo, there will be dead!somebody fic here soon. Perhaps Draco, he does death so well, and he makes it snarky. How can you not love that?

If either of these is something you wish to see, I’ve heard I’m terribly easy to ply with pretty icons, just cast Jude Law as Draco.

*Thanks to jess79 for the TPB icons.!*

Comments

[nifra-idril.livejournal.com]

Kill! Kill! Kill!

...that was a bit over enthusiastic, wasn't it? *laughs* Anyway, my vote's for Dumbledore. What would have happened if he'd died *before* the Potters, hmm? *throws bunny at you and ducks, in manner of soldier launching a grenade*

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

Oh, no, if you want like epic you will have to write it yourself. However -- If Dumbledore died before the Potters, I think there would be no Potters left to speak of, you know? All the Maurauders would be in Azkaban except Peter who would be working as Snape's fluffer; Harry would've been eaten by The Baby-Eaters of Ireland (TM Mr Swift); all the Muggles would be in internment camps (v bad); Hogwarts would have been renamed Purewarts, and Draco and Ron would be having a horridly dysfunctional relationship, until their parents found out and they were forced to flee to the colonies. Or something like that.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

*blinks*

I will KILL you for this.

*tries to subdue Alternative!Draco*

[nifra-idril.livejournal.com]

*grins and waves candy in front of Alternative!Draco*

I mean, *is horribly penitent and properly meek*

[serialkarma.livejournal.com]

*tries to subdue Alternative!Draco*

You too? I had this flash of Draco/Ron, on the run, possibly with a .45, and definitely lots and lots of liquor.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

*wails*

Shut UP! Why are you doing this to me?

[serialkarma.livejournal.com]

I do it out of love, sweetie! Really!

Also, have you ever seen the movie Love and a .45? I was already thinking about that this weekend. Totally fucked up movie, with a kickass soundtrack.

[epj.livejournal.com]

I've no requests, but I did want to compliment you on both your regular icon, which made me smile, and your mood icon, which is just lovely. I'll be excited to read whatever you produce.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

What a lovely thing to say. Thank you!

[ethrosdemon.livejournal.com]

Ah, yes. Billy/Elijah. As in Elijah Wood. As in the Wombat. Oh, joy, how the mighty do fall.

Hit me up when you want to discuss you're disgrace, my dear.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

I don't like him! *sulks* It was just the friggin story and then SK pointed out that perhaps his clothing is a metaphor for the insanity in his brain, and you know, I like people who aren't quite right upstairs and his clothes are way weird.