In accordance with slodwick’s decree:

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This time last year I was answering questions about myself. However. I am notoriously cagey and tend to be rather private so, we’re not going to do that again this year. Instead, if you want, I want you to tell me more about yourselves. Anything you want to tell me. It can be about your favorite colour or your favorite singer or your favorite kind of toothpaste. Tell me about your favorite book or your favorite kind of sneaker. Who was the first person you kissed? What’s your favorite city? If you were Supreme Dictator/Il Duce, who would you strand on a desert island? Do you think you’re kinky or is it vanilla all the way? What’s your favorite quote? What's your favorite comic? Who do you want to play poker with after you die? What the hell are we all doing here? Are you into DIY?

Tell me something. Enlighten me.

Comments

[ethrosdemon.livejournal.com]

Charlie Hunnam.
I thought you of all people would know, since I have said before how I fancy him as Draco. (Watch Nicolas Nickleby, he's even got the Malfoy clothes on in it)

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I generally ID him by his hair though, and that's a rather closely cropped photo.

[ethrosdemon.livejournal.com]

So I'm reading Dissipation and Despair (which I assume you've read since it stars BOTH of your boys) and now I'm thinking that I am going to have to find a weird pairing for Draco of my very own and write him as a mean bastard. I love AJ Hall's fics, for the Malfoy family backstory and Neville's Gran mainly, but I just have trouble with Draco being so nice. Savvy?

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I'm not really into AJ Hall's stuff. I tried Lust Over Pendle and it was just wasn't for me, so no I haven't read the other one that you're talking about. I've heard about it,of course, but yeah. And if you want a character to make your own, how about Blaise? If people can't even figure out a character's gender then you know there's room to play.

[ethrosdemon.livejournal.com]

Yes, but he's a Slytherin, but maybe that could be funny, Draco won't screw anyone who isn't Up to Standards. If someone's not fit to clean your toilet, they're hardly fit to fuck (or kiss, for the love of Viggo).

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There's your title right there. Up to Standards. All you have to do is cast him, and um, dude, Henry Cavill. Think about the hotness there.

[ethrosdemon.livejournal.com]

I don't know what to type. My head exploded. You had to bring my man into this, didn't you? THE SHOULDERS! What if Blaise is welsh? oh god. I might die now. He was obviously named after Pascal, who was NOT a muggle, but got kicked out of the Society for Experimental Magics because he dabbled in muggle thought. Blaise was named for him because his mother is decended from Pascal and the family pretends he died in an attack on mudbloods with Seamus Slytherin.

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also, damn you

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

Dude, that's your intro right there...

Blaise was named for Pascal, who was not a muggle.....Draco knows this beause it's the first thing Blaise said to him when they met.

They were six.

Ten years later Blaise is still just as sanctimonious and full of pureblooded pride, which is quite possibly the only reason that Draco still tolerates him...

[ethrosdemon.livejournal.com]

You want to write a fic with me, huh? lol

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Blaise was named for Pascal, who was not a muggle.....Draco knows this because it's the first thing Blaise said to him when they met.

They were six.

Ten years later Blaise is still just as sanctimonious and full of pureblooded pride, which is quite possibly the only reason that Draco still tolerates him...but Draco is anything but self-delusional, and he knows his toleration for Blaise is directly related to the way he fills his robes and what his shoulders look like out of them.

Blaise is an idiot, just like 99% of the world (and 100% of Gryffindors and muggles). He says things like:

"If you think sneering is sexy, then maybe you should shag your dad."

and

"Playing Quidditch is truly gauche. You make yourself a spectacle for the masses. I'm above that."

and

"Arthrimancy is the only pure for of magic."

Draco curses him mute on a regular basis, but there is apparently some arthrimantic charm that allows him to cast it off.

Blaise is intelligent, and Draco can't tell him what to think or do. Draco really hates that in a person.

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I'm not writing this with you... I'm just egging you on because I want to see something new. I'm jaded and all.

Draco really hates that in a person. He hates it even more in a person he shags on a regular basis, and if Blaise weren't able to do other things so well with his mouth, Draco suspects he'd try to find a way to keep him under a permanent variation of the Silencio Charm...

It's not just enough that Blaise is intelligent and sarcastic and good-looking enough to be worthy of Malfoy company, it's also that he knows he has all these qualities and he never hesitates to use them to his advantage. Even Millicent has been known to fall under the Zabini charm, and that's just wrong.

[ethrosdemon.livejournal.com]

He hates it even more in a person he shags on a regular basis, and if Blaise weren't able to do other things so well with his mouth, Draco suspects he'd try to find a way to keep him under a permanent variation of the Silencio Charm...

It's not just enough that Blaise is intelligent and sarcastic and good-looking enough to be worthy of Malfoy company, it's also that he knows he has all these qualities and he never hesitates to use them to his advantage. Even Millicent has been known to fall under the Zabini charm, and that's just wrong.

Blaise's father also happens to be almost Lucius Malfoy's equal, and so their liaison is not commented upon. Except by Potter and his rabble.

Blaise is sometimes entertaining. He loathes Mudbloods and muggles, as one should, and he hates Potter on principle. He makes Draco smile, usually only internally; it's never good to show weakness.

Blaise set Granger's skirts on fire with an Eternal Flame Charm, and said "Her pants were on fire for the Weasel, I thought it'd be amusing to see the skirt go, too."

He nicked Pansy's purse and planted it on Longbottom. There was no comment necessary when Snape reduced Longbottom to apopolexy and unconsciousness.

Draco thinks that Blaise's best caper was getting the Mark and hiding it from that school staff. That they never speak of, but at night, they lay in Draco's bed and lick each other, tongues sliding over ink invisible to anyone with out a matching Mark, and share secrets with no names.

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Okay, this made me howl:

Blaise set Granger's skirts on fire with an Eternal Flame Charm, and said "Her pants were on fire for the Weasel, I thought it'd be amusing to see the skirt go, too."

Slytherin to the core, kids. Also, congrats, you have written your first Blaise/Draco vignette. I expect to see more as there are lots of questions that need to be answered: Who tops? Where does Blaise spend his summer holidays? Did Draco lose his virginity to Blaise's older brother, Thom? What did Draco said when he found that Ravenclaw sucking Blaise off? What do they call their 'arrangement?'

[ethrosdemon.livejournal.com]

I'm writing the fic to directly answer your questions. That is the format. So if you think of more, lob 'em over. (I guess I'm over my block? Might as well get in your requests for what you really want to see [not hp, so you, sassypants, don't care about it anymore, neener neener])

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*flips bird*

Write some Em. Where the fuck is he?

Also, for Blaise and Draco there's a question of loyalty, clearly Draco's loyal to his father, but what about Blaise? Who does he do it for? What's his family like? Does Narcissa approve of her golden-haired Narcissus messing around with Icarus? This is your chance to define this character. Left or right handed? What kind of sweets does he like? Does he ever find anyone outside Slytherin attractive - like say, Terry Boot. Ah, Terry is a Ravenclaw. This is why he was sucking Blaise off in that closet -- they're terribly horny Ravenclaws (yes, I just decided that). Oh, we could do this all day.