I despair, yo. (HP - Harry/Ron. R)
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hackthis_archiveIn a way that totally makes no sense I have discovered that in order to get to my Ron/Neville plot bunny I must go through an Alias/Smallville crossover AND a Ron/Harry drabble. I don't even like the Ron/Harry pairing!* It's all the fault of the punk!jailbait and the Indie!Boy jailbait. When I am in jail, I expect cookies, people!
Dedicated to![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
phineasjones and spiffydaze.
Harry Potter
Harry/Ron - R
Predictable
Ron makes a choking sound when Harry pulls his necktie too tight, and in the empty classroom the noise reverberates off the stonework. For several seconds there's a flurry of hands and fingers trying to correct and soothe Harry’s wrongs, and it’s impossible to hear what they’re whispering, but it seems fairly clear that Harry was trying to pull the tie off and simply got carried away.
If the bruises and missing tufts of hair are anything to go by -- they get carried away on a fairly regular basis.
The tie makes a faint susurration as it’s finally pulled off, but the noise of pleasure is all Ron’s. His hair is a glowing halo of energy around his face, while Harry’s head is a blurry mass of black as he slips down Ron’s chest, unfastening buttons and nipping at exposed pale skin.
Harry’s glasses are clearly askew, but he never bothers to stop and straighten them, and Ron’s fingers dig into the wall on either side of his hips, explaining a lot about the recent spate of scars on his knuckles.
They don’t tend to spend a lot of time on the foreplay, although in the beginning that was pretty much all there was, a lot of groping and kissing and messiness that never involved removing any clothing.
It was easier for them when all they had were flushed cheeks that could be written off to the weather or Quidditch practise. Things got more complex when the kissing moved from mouths to wrists to the inside of elbows and thighs, and when Harry’s knees touch the ground, he makes a noise of satisfaction. He makes a lot of those noises, but Ron’s grip on the wall never lessens. He never relaxes. It’s hard to tell why.
Surely if he didn’t want to be there he would just leave, but by the way Harry looks up and Ron looks down it’s obvious there’s something happening between them that isn’t as clear as it should be.
When Ron’s hand leaves the wall and threads through Harry’s hair, no one seems more surprised than Ron; and when Ron’s hips thrust forward, no one seems more surprised than Harry.
The next few minutes pass in a hasty resolution of unfastening trousers and sliding out of pants, but there’s another moment of hesitation when Harry stands and Ron’s hands slide inside Harry’s robe.
Again it’s hard to hear what they’re saying, but if permission is being asked, it seems granted when Harry removes his glasses and slips them somewhere in the folds of his robe. They bump noses when they kiss again, but the kisses are different now, less intense and more -– more something hard to name.
The kisses are loud though, lascivious and wanton, and then there are the noises. There are hands hidden by material and their proximity to each other, but it’s easy to recognise the slap of skin on skin and the harsh panting of people perching on the edge of oblivion.
People making love are always predictable in their obliviousness.
Ron comes first, but Harry’s the one to cry out.
When Harry comes, the noise is muffled by Ron’s mouth.
They clean up quickly enough, which explains a lot about their proficiency with Cleaning Charms, and exit the classroom after making certain the hallway outside is empty.
After they leave, Hermione pulls the Invisibility Cloak from over her head and takes a deep breath. It's always hard to breathe under there, and the pull from the cloth inevitably messes up her hair. She makes certain to count to fifty before leaving, making an effort to wipe the smirk off her face.
She’s been watching them for months, and they haven’t even had the awareness to notice.
The predictability of men never fails to amuse her.
-end-
Beta byserialkarma.
*ethrosdemon can rot in Hades forever for trying to make me write this in the first place. (No, it doesn't matter if it was two years ago) We hateses you, evol trollop. J/k.
Dedicated to
phineasjones and spiffydaze.Harry Potter
Harry/Ron - R
Predictable
Ron makes a choking sound when Harry pulls his necktie too tight, and in the empty classroom the noise reverberates off the stonework. For several seconds there's a flurry of hands and fingers trying to correct and soothe Harry’s wrongs, and it’s impossible to hear what they’re whispering, but it seems fairly clear that Harry was trying to pull the tie off and simply got carried away.
If the bruises and missing tufts of hair are anything to go by -- they get carried away on a fairly regular basis.
The tie makes a faint susurration as it’s finally pulled off, but the noise of pleasure is all Ron’s. His hair is a glowing halo of energy around his face, while Harry’s head is a blurry mass of black as he slips down Ron’s chest, unfastening buttons and nipping at exposed pale skin.
Harry’s glasses are clearly askew, but he never bothers to stop and straighten them, and Ron’s fingers dig into the wall on either side of his hips, explaining a lot about the recent spate of scars on his knuckles.
They don’t tend to spend a lot of time on the foreplay, although in the beginning that was pretty much all there was, a lot of groping and kissing and messiness that never involved removing any clothing.
It was easier for them when all they had were flushed cheeks that could be written off to the weather or Quidditch practise. Things got more complex when the kissing moved from mouths to wrists to the inside of elbows and thighs, and when Harry’s knees touch the ground, he makes a noise of satisfaction. He makes a lot of those noises, but Ron’s grip on the wall never lessens. He never relaxes. It’s hard to tell why.
Surely if he didn’t want to be there he would just leave, but by the way Harry looks up and Ron looks down it’s obvious there’s something happening between them that isn’t as clear as it should be.
When Ron’s hand leaves the wall and threads through Harry’s hair, no one seems more surprised than Ron; and when Ron’s hips thrust forward, no one seems more surprised than Harry.
The next few minutes pass in a hasty resolution of unfastening trousers and sliding out of pants, but there’s another moment of hesitation when Harry stands and Ron’s hands slide inside Harry’s robe.
Again it’s hard to hear what they’re saying, but if permission is being asked, it seems granted when Harry removes his glasses and slips them somewhere in the folds of his robe. They bump noses when they kiss again, but the kisses are different now, less intense and more -– more something hard to name.
The kisses are loud though, lascivious and wanton, and then there are the noises. There are hands hidden by material and their proximity to each other, but it’s easy to recognise the slap of skin on skin and the harsh panting of people perching on the edge of oblivion.
People making love are always predictable in their obliviousness.
Ron comes first, but Harry’s the one to cry out.
When Harry comes, the noise is muffled by Ron’s mouth.
They clean up quickly enough, which explains a lot about their proficiency with Cleaning Charms, and exit the classroom after making certain the hallway outside is empty.
After they leave, Hermione pulls the Invisibility Cloak from over her head and takes a deep breath. It's always hard to breathe under there, and the pull from the cloth inevitably messes up her hair. She makes certain to count to fifty before leaving, making an effort to wipe the smirk off her face.
She’s been watching them for months, and they haven’t even had the awareness to notice.
The predictability of men never fails to amuse her.
-end-
Beta by
serialkarma. *
ethrosdemon can rot in Hades forever for trying to make me write this in the first place. (No, it doesn't matter if it was two years ago) We hateses you, evol trollop. J/k.
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Date: 2004-05-26 04:32 pm (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2004-05-26 04:42 pm (UTC)The smut is yummy, and Harry and Ron's obliviousness is really amusing.
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Date: 2004-06-01 05:41 pm (UTC)I'm sorry I'm, um, not molesting your icon or anything. No! No... that would be wrong.
*nods*
Date: 2004-06-01 05:44 pm (UTC)Re: *nods*
Date: 2004-06-01 05:52 pm (UTC)Re: *nods*
Date: 2004-06-01 06:29 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-05-26 05:26 pm (UTC):::fangirls:::
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Date: 2004-06-01 05:42 pm (UTC)Sigh. I always knew RG was going to be a cutie! Damn him for being too young and ensuring I'm going to jail.
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Date: 2004-05-26 05:29 pm (UTC)Now Hermione needs to get in there and join them for some sweet trio lovin'...
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Date: 2004-06-01 05:42 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-05-26 05:37 pm (UTC)I love this:
Surely if he didn’t want to be there he would just leave, but by the way Harry looks up and Ron looks down it’s obvious there’s something happening between them that isn’t as clear as it should be.
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Date: 2004-06-01 05:43 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-05-26 07:02 pm (UTC)Surely if he didn’t want to be there he would just leave, but by the way Harry looks up and Ron looks down it’s obvious there’s something happening between them that isn’t as clear as it should be.
Beautifully complex.
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Date: 2004-05-27 06:40 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-06-01 05:46 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-05-27 03:00 pm (UTC)Pssssst.
Date: 2004-05-29 06:31 am (UTC)http://www.darkhorse.com/profile/profile.php?sku=13-064
And then again, there's also just this: http://www.darkhorse.com/profile/profile.php?sku=12-882 and the issues after that.
Of course, if you were already aware of these, I'll just go and hide in a corner now, and if not, well, now you are. Didn't buy any of these, but that's because I'm a horribly slow reader and/or horribly busy and thus still haven't finished The Amazing Adventures of Kavalier and Clay yet. But I do have the big love for it. =)
Re: Pssssst.
Date: 2004-06-01 05:49 pm (UTC)*pets AAKC*
It's my preciousssss.
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Date: 2004-05-29 08:31 pm (UTC)hermione watching is... well... yeah (http://www.geocities.com/unsquickable/phineas/hidden.html). it's a good thing.
Surely if he didn’t want to be there he would just leave, but by the way Harry looks up and Ron looks down it’s obvious there’s something happening between them that isn’t as clear as it should be.
it's so perfect in the way that hermione clearly thinks she gets it but she doesn't entirely get it... and yet through her eyes we can see it. but still it all makes sense for her.
also, this is very, very hot.
♥
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Date: 2004-06-01 05:50 pm (UTC)Clearly Hermione is the snooping/voyerism character of choice. I'm so pleased you liked it. That thought shall consol me greatly from jail.
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Date: 2004-06-11 10:23 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-07-01 04:45 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-07-17 04:38 pm (UTC)So very good. O.O Yes.