It's a hard knock life.

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a) lalejandra wrote me a crackalicious The O.C./My So-Called Life crossover (because she's the bomb, yo!), which I know everybody wants to read right-the-fuck-now, because I know everybody still wants a piece of Jordan Catalano.

2) Someone please explain to me why Ang Lee is angsting about a fucking kiss on a gay film that *he* signed up to do, obviously knowing what the film was about!? The entire film is around this relationship. It's not like this is some new shit that the studio suggested or something. WTF! I guess this means we're not getting any of The Sex. Ang Lee is on my list now.

c) Also, who bought the Dukes of Hazzard DVD's? I know somebody did. Don't fake. Where's the Smallville story where Uncle Luke comes to visit for real?

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It's funny. Just the other day I read an art house movie blurb/article about him that praised him for his unflinching depictions sexuality - gay and straight - in his non-mainstream films. Then again, the key phrase there would be non-mainstream.

For some reason, I can't make myself quite believe imdb this time (or maybe Jakey was kidding?). I mean, SHEEP HERDING?! The Fuck?! Is it some kind of stupidass metaphor where instead of flowers opening and volcanoes erupting, there's a bunch of sheep running through the fields with the boys giving each other Moogly Eyes?

I can almost somewhat understand downplaying the HOT COWBOY GAY HOMOSEXUAL MAN-ON-MAN SEX part of it to the media but, dude, there *will* be kissing, herding of sheep AND hot cowboy gay homosexual man-on-man sex. --Or Mr. Lee will be getting an Angry Letter, or possibly I'll just give the voodoo doll of him to horny sheep or something. (If I find horny sheep somewhere.)