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1. [livejournal.com profile] obsessedmuch once again proves to be a goddess and Dysfunctional is very much updated (except for 'A Rose is a Rose is a Rose').

2. I am screening S1 Alias right now and I just saw the first Sark episode, 'The Coup'. Saaaaaaaaaaaaaaark! *licks* I am so writing some Sark/Will. Eventually. I want a Will too, but not as badly as I want a Sark. His mouth is like [incoherent babble here]... and when he smirks. *licks again*

3. Ryan's website has undergone yet another transformation. You can hear new singles, including 'So Blue' if you go there. It's like Urge Overkill meets Ryan meets a Mexican cantina. For real.

4. I am hitting the pipe doing a writing exercise. [livejournal.com profile] serialkarma said she wanted something with Neville. Then she said Neville/Sark. And my inner crackhead was all OMGWTFareyouhigh? But then I realised it's not like I haven't already cast Sark as war/post-war Draco in my head, but dude. I mean *dude*.



Harry Potter/ Alias
Also Known As
Improv: trap, consequence dry, silk, shiver






The best thing about being with Julian is that he doesn't ask a lot of questions. The last thing Neville needs is a Nosy Rosie asking about the scars spidering along his forearms or why he keeps an old Firebolt broom in the wardrobe beside Julian’s fifteen leather jackets. But Julian never asks about that.

He never asks Neville about his mates from school or what his life was like when he was younger. It’s not as though Neville wants to talk about his Gran, though, so they’re happier this way.

Neville firmly believes that ignorance is bliss; and sometimes it’s like life only started when he and Julian met, nothing else came before, which is just fine by them. The last thing Neville needs is to think about why he is where he is, and how he manages to pay for a top-floor flat in Maida Vale when he spends his days digging in the dirt and running a nursery.

Neville doesn’t want to talk about Harry. He doesn’t want to talk about Past Events.

This is why he’s chosen a Muggle as a lover.

It’s much easier to ignore the past when your lover doesn’t know what’s in it.


*



Julian's clothing tends to smell like gunpowder more often than not, but they don't talk about that either, because that would require talking about why Neville knows what gunpowder smells like or what Julian actually does on all those business trips that he takes with very little notice.

Neville doesn’t actually mind the faint residue the gunpowder leaves on Julian’s hands, and even though it never seems to come off with soap in the bath, Neville doesn’t mention that. Instead he licks the damp webbing between Julian’s fingers and makes noises when Julian tugs at the fastenings on his trousers and traps him against the wall by the bathroom.


*



Neville's not really sure how he met Julian; sometimes it seems like he was always here, there, around -- but that’s not possible at all.

Julian didn't attend Hogwarts with him, with them. He was never sorted into a house. He never attended a meeting of Dumbledore’s Army. Julian wasn't around for the war and the ensuing wreckage; he absolutely wasn’t there when the Death Eaters attacked the Burrow or when Neville buried Harry in the garden out back -- but that’s all in the past now. Because Neville used to be with Harry, and Harry used to be alive; but now Harry’s dead, and Neville’s moved on. He’s moved on with Julian, so there must’ve been a meeting, somewhere at sometime, somehow.

There must’ve been dates.

Neville never would’ve just invited some stranger to come home with him and shag him on his sofa until he couldn’t remember his own name.

He didn’t kill Voldemort just to come to that, did he?


*



Julian's associates only call him by his surname, Sark, and this is why Neville can tell immediately who’s on the phone when it rings. Their phone doesn’t ring very often, but enough to keep them both occupied. It’s taken Ron an age to figure out how to use the phone by himself, but Neville once had Harry’s help with those sort of things, and Ron... Neville tries not to think about that either.

In general, they don’t inquire about the people on the other end of the line, instead they pass the receiver wordlessly and go on about their business.

This life works for them just fine.


*



They fuck in desperation. Not every time, but sometimes. Sometimes Julian yanks and pulls, and Neville trips. They’ve broken the same lamp six times, and Julian thinks Neville’s a whiz at fixing things. Neville knows a simple Reparo can fix a lot of broken items. He also knows there are things that can’t be fixed at all. This is yet another reason that he doesn’t open himself up to Julian too much. Doors once opened can’t be closed again, and there would be consequences to sharing the truth with someone, anyone, who couldn’t understand exactly what Neville’s gone through. So instead, Neville shivers when Julian breathes against the back of his neck and whimpers at the feel of blonde silk clutched between his scarred fingers.

When Julian is inside him, Neville doesn’t think of Harry at all.



*



In the not-so-distant past, Neville would’ve wondered how he could’ve found himself a lover like Julian Sark, good-looks, charisma and all -- but in The Aftermath, Neville doesn’t tend to think about things too hard. He has his lover and his flowers and his staid, bland schedule -- that’s enough for him for the rest of his life.

Neville’s not big on surprises, especially when they come teaming through the doors and the windows and every conceivable place at six-oh-eight on a Tuesday morning.

Neville knows a bad situation when he sees it. And he knows that thirteen men in all black and wearing strange Quidditch goggles are nothing but A Bad Situation. So when Julian produces his own gun from somewhere behind Neville’s head and Neville clearly hears the sound of a mechanism catching, he takes matters in his own hand.

He won’t lose another lover because he wasn’t quick enough with his wand, and the flash of green light that fills the bedroom momentarily blinds Neville to anything else that might be going on.

When the light fades, Neville lowers his wand and turns in the bedclothes to look at Julian face-to-face. “Is there something you’d like to tell me?” he asks, deliberately reaching out and taking Julian’s gun away. “Clearly there are some things that I don’t know about you.”

Julian’s eyes are huge, but the dryness of his tone says it all. “Aren’t you one to talk, Mr Longbottom? When I said you had a big stick, this wasn’t quite what I was referring to at the time.”


-end-

Wee Epilogue: Part I and Part II

And uh, more.

Such a Gracious Host added 09.12.04

Happy now, [livejournal.com profile] serialkarma?

Date: 2004-06-16 12:13 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ladyvyola.livejournal.com
Um, eeep?

(Closely followed by: Dude, awesome!)

Date: 2004-06-16 02:35 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hackthis.livejournal.com
[this is me grinning happily]

Date: 2004-06-16 12:14 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] serialkarma.livejournal.com
Happy now, serialkarma?

For the record, I didn't say Sark/Neville, just get them in the same story. But to answer your question, yes. This is me purring contendedly.

There must’ve been dates.

*dies* Sark. Dating. Now there's a concept. I think his idea of dating would be even weirder than Martin Blank's.

And ohmygod, I love the end! I was all, "okay, okay, where's she going with this?" and then there's Neville just being like "fuck this shit" and Sark all shocked, and you know that's a special thing because Sark is almost *never* surprised and then:

When I said you had a big stick, that wasn’t quite what I was referring to at the time.

!!! I love you, but you know that already. Dude that's just perfect. So Sark and so British and just yes. *loves*

Date: 2004-06-16 01:08 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hackthis.livejournal.com
I was informed that this ended prematurely. (http://www.livejournal.com/users/hackthis/220320.html?thread=3888032#t3888032)

Date: 2004-06-16 02:36 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hackthis.livejournal.com
For the record, I didn't say Sark/Neville, just get them in the same story. But to answer your question, yes. This is me purring contendedly.

*laughs* Of course I only realize this now, but I consider it part of my Get Neville Laid! program.

Date: 2004-06-16 12:15 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] supergrover24.livejournal.com
Whenever I've thought of HP/Alias, it's always been Draco/Sark (in my head, it involves a Season 3 Alias group that you may not have heard of if you're only on Season 1 and the Death Eaters).

However...Neville/Sark is just about the best surprise I could've had today. I love that Neville just AK's those threatening Sark. And that Sark is just so Sark in his reaction.

It's made my day. Thanks!

Date: 2004-06-16 02:38 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hackthis.livejournal.com
Whenever I've thought of HP/Alias, it's always been Draco/Sark (in my head, it involves a Season 3 Alias group that you may not have heard of if you're only on Season 1 and the Death Eaters).

I've seen S3, but not 1 & 2, so now I'm trying to fill in the backend, and I'm really pleased you enjoyed this, thanks!

Date: 2004-06-16 12:18 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rusty76.livejournal.com
Huh. Even knowing nothing about the Alias fandom, that was a delicious read.



Date: 2004-06-16 02:42 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hackthis.livejournal.com
*points at icon*

This is Julian Sark.

Date: 2004-06-16 02:43 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hackthis.livejournal.com
And so is this.

Date: 2004-06-16 12:18 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lalejandra.livejournal.com
Doors once opened can’t be closed again, and there would be consequences to sharing the truth with someone, anyone, who couldn’t understand exactly what Neville’s gone through.

The irony, the irony, it kills me.

Julian’s eyes are huge, but the dryness of his tone says it all.

That is what I love the most about Sark -- ahhh.

And, of course, you stop at the good part. =P

Date: 2004-06-16 01:07 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hackthis.livejournal.com
Julian's fingers tilted Neville's head at an impossible angle while he left bruising kisses along Neville's jaw and licked at the soft spot behind Neville's right ear.

It made it very hard for Neville to concentrate on Julian's confession.

"So -- so ---" he stuttered.

"So, *what*?" Julian prompted, nipping sharply on Neville's collarbone. He made a displeased noise when Neville flipped them over so Julian was on his back.

"People hire you to kill other people?" Neville asked, pulling his legs up so he could straddle Julian's waist.

Julian shook his head, letting out a small noise as Neville twisted his left nipple cautiously. "*Harder*," he gritted out. "I work for an organization that wants to make the world a better place. I only kill people on occasion."

It was Neville's turn to make the displeased noise.

"I once knew someone who had that sort of vision," he said, exhaling sharply as Julian's hands skimmed from his waist to his shoulders. "I killed him."

Neville grinned as Julian flipped them over again, gaining the advantage. Whatever else he was going to say was obliterated by Julian's mouth on his and long fingers wrapping around his cock.

"You're not going to kill me, are you?" Julian asked as Neville panted harshly.

"Not today," Neville said. "Unless you stop what you're doing."

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For you two a bit more.

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Re: For you two a bit more.

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Date: 2004-06-16 01:09 pm (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] phineasjones.livejournal.com
i don't know from alias but i love me some crossovers and this is great fun. also a little heartbreaking too.

Date: 2004-06-16 02:46 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hackthis.livejournal.com
*points to icon*

This is Julian Sark. He is Teh Hot. That's all you need to know. Oh, and you should watch the show to see him in leather, being veddy hot and English. Also, he likes to whack people.

Date: 2004-06-16 01:27 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] amberlynne.livejournal.com
in the wardrobe beside Julian’s fifteen leather jackets

Bwah! The boy does own an inordinate amount of leather coats, no?

For the record, that's three you've forced me to read. And again I am in awe of what you can make work. Excellent stuff!

Date: 2004-06-16 02:48 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hackthis.livejournal.com
*cackles evilly*

Today, HP, tomorrow, the world! Or not. I mean the world isn't even potty trained yet, you know?

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Uh, hi...

Date: 2004-06-16 05:18 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tooticki.livejournal.com
Your Neville is absolutely delicious. May I friend you?

Re: Uh, hi...

Date: 2004-06-17 08:14 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hackthis.livejournal.com
*pets Neville*

We're glad you liked it.

p.s. You don't have to ask to friend me

Date: 2004-06-16 06:03 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sordidending.livejournal.com
Ah, boy lovin and evil (tm. lalendra.) Well, the exhausted, pragmatic good lovin' the evil. But hot. And inspired - you have yourself some quality enablers.

Date: 2004-06-17 08:15 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hackthis.livejournal.com
you have yourself some quality enablers.

I do, don't I? *is very proud*

Date: 2004-06-16 07:42 pm (UTC)
celli: a woman and a man holding hands, captioned "i treasure" (Sark sinner)
From: [personal profile] celli
*jaw drops*

Oh. My. GOD.

Pure evil fucking genius.

Date: 2004-06-17 08:15 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hackthis.livejournal.com
I'll take that as a jaw drop of goodness, seeing as there may be more. i think. Dunno yet.

Date: 2004-06-16 09:58 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fourteenlines.livejournal.com
Okay, that should not work. Not in, like, a hundred million years should that work. But it DOES. Good GOD, it does.

Date: 2004-06-17 08:18 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hackthis.livejournal.com
*chuckles.*

*pets muses*

*chuckling degenerates into full-on evil cackling*

Yeah. I know.

Date: 2004-06-17 12:10 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] randomeliza.livejournal.com
You should know that I'm going to have to love you forever for this.

Sark is... yeah. God, I love this. Constantly snarky and never quite willing to show when he's disconcerted. And incredibly fucking sexy.

Love. Love, love. *sigh*

Date: 2004-06-17 08:19 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hackthis.livejournal.com
I heart Sark. And I'm really pleased that you liked this, thanks!

Date: 2004-06-17 12:12 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ethrosdemon.livejournal.com
Neville doesn’t want to talk about Harry. He doesn’t want to talk about Past Events.

This is why he’s chosen a Muggle as a lover.

It’s much easier to ignore the past when your lover doesn’t know what’s in it.


I'm very emotional today, I hope it's PMS and not a scary new personality trait.

Why must you always torture Neville? Doesn't he have it bad enough with those teeth?

Harry's buried in the backyard like a pet kneazle? Mudbloods are strange. Didn't the Potters even have a family crypt? How common. That's why we won.

You make me want to kill myself.

Date: 2004-06-17 01:40 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hackthis.livejournal.com
You make me want to kill myself.

That's very encouraging that is. *shakes head* You are way with the PMS aren't you? Are you suggesting that I write like, happy-fic where everything's all roses and shit? Why are you hating on my carnivorous plants!

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Date: 2004-06-17 02:31 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] diluvian.livejournal.com
I am... in awe.

Date: 2004-06-18 10:22 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hackthis.livejournal.com
I'll tell my drug dealer you were pleased by the results.

Date: 2004-06-17 05:28 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] chicklet-girl.livejournal.com
In the name of all that is holy, how did you make this work? *flails*

(That's about as coherent as you're gonna get from me, sorry. Work was the ninth level of hell today.)

I am so writing some Sark/Will. Eventually. I want a Will too, but not as badly as I want a Sark.

Apparently you want some sort of minion or worshiper, too, because that's what you'll get when you write that. (I mean I would be the minion/worshiper. In case that wasn't clear. Really, I'm smarter than I sound today. I swear.)

Date: 2004-06-18 10:24 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hackthis.livejournal.com
In the name of all that is holy, how did you make this work? *flails*

You know, I try not to think too hard about how much this could work, because well, it was supposed to be crack!fic, but now? Real fic. V scary.

Date: 2004-06-18 08:14 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wyoluvr.livejournal.com


I've always loved the way you write Neville and I'm absolutely thrilled that you've paired Neville and the evillicious Sark. it's tasty.

Date: 2004-06-18 10:25 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hackthis.livejournal.com
Neville and Sark. Man, who'd've thunk it, you know?

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Date: 2004-07-21 10:17 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] surexit.livejournal.com
Oh my God. Guh. I love your Neville, and I can't believe this crossover works. *is in awe*

Btw, the last link doesn't lead to the sequel - it leads to an editing page.

Date: 2004-07-21 10:24 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hackthis.livejournal.com
Btw, the last link doesn't lead to the sequel - it leads to an editing page.

Whoops! Let's try that again shall we? ()

Date: 2005-05-13 02:40 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kismeteve.livejournal.com
Julian’s eyes are huge, but the dryness of his tone says it all. “Aren’t you one to talk, Mr Longbottom? When I said you had a big stick, this wasn’t quite what I was referring to at the time.”

OH! Oh, I like. A lot.

*squee*

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