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[hackthis_archive]

It's 9:30 and I'm reaching for the ibuoprofen already. Yeah, that's real confidence inspiring that is.

Thank you to all you fabulous people who answered my cry of distress with regards to needing music to get me through the work day. You all have saved the lives of many brain cells and plot bunnies. I appreciate your kindness (especially that of oxoniensis) greatly. They're talking of re-reimaging my computer *again* but I'm just going to pretend I can't hear them*.

*I may need to re-download again. sigh


Now, let's talk about this mythical Supes film. Y'all know that film. So, they're still casting, still scouting for locations (did you know Australia and Kansas were interchangable?) and (yes, there's more) they have now streamlined the budget to a cool TWO HUNDRED MILLION DOLLARS. Yeah. Wow. That's a really skimpy budget isn't it? What the fuck are they making his costume from? 1200-count egyptian cotton? Threads shit by the rarest worms to ever be fed kobe beef and milk from hindu cows!? WTF! *goes into rabid frenzy*

*This movie is Ishtar. It's Cleopatra'd before it even starts.

Comments

[lexcorp-hope.livejournal.com]

Oh god, a 200 million dollar budget is a golden ticket to being a bomb. Unless you're Jim Cameron, and he only broke the rule because a lot of that money came out of his own pocket. *fret*

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

Dude, 200 million could buy you a new ankle. Made of gold. I hope you're feeling better btw. Oh, adn I have a gmail invite for you, if you're interested.

[happyminion.livejournal.com]

This film is so doomed. Wtf are they thinking, Z?

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

I've had doubts since they announced they were going to do it, but this is just, like, I've never seen anything this craptastically planned. I mean three year-olds have better organizational skills. And please while we're talking about adaptations, don't get me started on the Monster!Rally Batmobile. The more pictures of that I see the more horrified I get. However, have you read The Outsiders, yet? I see Livia has you into Teen Titans, and Outsiders seems the next natural step because it has Nightwing. Of course I really bring this up because I want you to see Roy Harper and hook him up with Seth Jimmy, because I am not going to write a story where Seth falls asleep on his catamaran and dreams he gets saved by a superhero. Oh. No.

[happyminion.livejournal.com]

I haven't read The Outsiders. Y'all are terrible trying to get me hooked on more stuff. I have enough comics to follow, damn it!

And I giggle at the Monster!Rally Batmobile, because I really don't care what he's driving (*ducks the whiplash ohhhhhhhnoyoudi'int look*) I think CB is hot, hot HOT and can't wait to see him as my Bruce. Because, you know, he IS *my* Bruce. *g*

[bunglegirl.livejournal.com]

I don't get the casting *at all*. Aren't they all a little young? I like young, pretty boys as much as the next girl but unless this is re-hashing the earlier times of Superman movies, it looks like Clark Kent will look younger than he did in he original.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

In a nutshell, they're trying to put Smallville on the big screen.

[serialkarma.livejournal.com]

This movie is a trainwreck before it's even begun. And it's not even one I can watch. I get too nauseous just thinking about the script. Oy.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

I've seen patchwork quilts that were less make-shift, you know?

[circe-tigana.livejournal.com]

BWAH! But dude ... no kidding! Over 200 million? What's the freakin' point?